RandomKoolzip and ChavezSpeakstheTruth will make your genitals shrivel.

[Magrittes Pipe]

:scared:

[RandomKoolzip]

1. You doth protest too much...

I can practically smell your tumescence from here. Smells like fritos.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. I guarantee you:

I was as flaccid as a wet noodle when I left your place.

[RandomKoolzip]

8. That's 'cuz I drained you like you was a helium ballon, honeydrawers!

Like Al Pacino said in Glengarry Glen Ross, "Your balls felt like they were made of concrete...."


This thread is just screaming out to be locked.

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Nah.

It's just the three of us insulting each other. It's kind of sad, really.

[RandomKoolzip]

15. No, THIS is sad:

I posted a thread about Ashlee Simpson this morning.


I fell like I just saw "Beaches." My eyes are Oceans, jack!

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. That's because you DID just see "Beaches."

You really need to get out more. That, or disconnect the cable.

[RandomKoolzip]

19. You comin' over this weekend for my Herb Ross film fest?

We got Beaches, For the Boys, Stella.....it's Bette Midleriffic!

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. Nah.

I'll stick with "The Divine Mr. J." for my Midler fix.

[RandomKoolzip]

22. I gots a bootleg DVD of "Ruthless People" outtakes if you're jonesing.

I know how it is when you NEED Midler.

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. Shelley Long makes me hard.

Or is that the one with Lily Tomlin?

I really don't fucking care.

[RandomKoolzip]

27. Shelley Long makes my genitals shrivel. We've come full circle!

You're thinking of Outrageous Fortune. I'm ashamed that I can upbraid you on this, really.

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. Ah, yes. And "Big Business" is the Tomlin/Midler film.

Tragic.

[RandomKoolzip]

29. Hey, at least the St. Louis Asscardinals are in the series this year.

Cheer up, snookums!

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. Yes, but the Boston Red Asses are going to win.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. If by shrivel you mean swell and throb pleasurably

[RandomKoolzip]

4. Hey, you likee my new sig pic?

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Josh Strength levitate by will of Christ.

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Josh Strength SMASH bucolic field!

Josh Strength no like red thing.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. Josh Smash Giant Fez!!!!

[RandomKoolzip]

18. Giant Fez red like Satan!

Josh Strength jump high for Christ. Come down hard on Fez like weight of Christ's love!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. Weight of Christian love™ crush infidel Fez!!!

[RandomKoolzip]

23. Actually, I just figured it out:

Josh Strength is only about three inches tall and that's an actual shriner being buried under the heft and power of Strength's mighty, petulant jumping.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. Down! Down! Down! Die! Die! Die!

[RandomKoolzip]

26. "Josh Strength hate parade! No like Fezman stupid hospital!

CHRISTLOVE KILL SHRINER! DIE DIE DIE!"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. Awesome - "where all my bandwidth go?"

:thumbsup:

[Magrittes Pipe]

35. Where did all the bandwidth go, long time passing?

Where did all the bandwidth go, long time ago?
Where did all the bandwidth go?
Gone to hotlinks, everyone.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. No. I mean recede into the body cavity.

Now my left testicle will NEVER descend! x(

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. serves you right uni-ball

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Remember what they used to say about Hitler:

That he was a fascist dictator who killed a bunch of people.

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Whatever.

Chavez says: "J. B. tien uno wang muy corto."

[RandomKoolzip]

16. FrankiegoestoKoolzip say: "Relax."

[tigereye]

31. I just read this whole thread

because I thought it might be interesting or at least funny. What is wrong with me?

you guys have too much time... and other things... on your hands. ;)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

32. How's the throbbing and swelling going?

:evilgrin:

[tigereye]

33. mine are different but I suppose have similar properties...

thank you very much


you will have to ask the husband, otherwise. ;)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

34. D'OH - married woman smack down!

:(

[tigereye]

36. oops didn't mean it in a mean way!

(internet subtleties sometimes confusing... not always know what is said... or meant) :)

[jukes]

37. don't they just

t'eye?

[tigereye]

38. they are curious guys

but I like them.

[DS1]

39. Feeling threatened?

:7