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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 01:52 PM
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I predict big lines for the new Felate Me Elmo™ this x-mas!
What's wrong with me?
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judge_smales Donating Member (752 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 01:53 PM
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1. Need pics!!


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EmperorHasNoClothes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 01:55 PM
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2. Does Elmo do the felating, or are you supposed to?
It's an important distinction! I just don't like having fuzz in my mouth.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 01:55 PM
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3. Alert! Alert!
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 01:56 PM
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4. Thread locked in 4,3,2...
:nuke:
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curse10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:43 PM
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8. One
Lock. Everyone knows why.
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:36 PM
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5. my favorite Tickle Me Elmo story . . .
Seems a lady was hired to work on the Tickle Me Elmo production line.

After a few hours, the supervisor noticed a terrible backup on the line, and traced it to the new employee's station.

When he went to confront her, what he saw sent him into fits of hysterical laughter.

The employee was carefully sewing small sacks with two marbles between the legs of each Tickle Me Elmo.

The supervisor had told her to give each doll "two test tickles." :)
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:43 PM
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7. HAHA
:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:42 PM
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6. I think that's 'fellate'
tsk, tsk
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