ChavezSpeakstheTruth
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Mon Oct-25-04 01:52 PM
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I predict big lines for the new Felate Me Elmo™ this x-mas! |
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Mon Oct-25-04 01:53 PM
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EmperorHasNoClothes
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Mon Oct-25-04 01:55 PM
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2. Does Elmo do the felating, or are you supposed to? |
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It's an important distinction! I just don't like having fuzz in my mouth.
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Mon Oct-25-04 01:56 PM
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4. Thread locked in 4,3,2... |
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Mon Oct-25-04 02:43 PM
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Lock. Everyone knows why.
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Mon Oct-25-04 02:36 PM
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5. my favorite Tickle Me Elmo story . . . |
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Seems a lady was hired to work on the Tickle Me Elmo production line.
After a few hours, the supervisor noticed a terrible backup on the line, and traced it to the new employee's station.
When he went to confront her, what he saw sent him into fits of hysterical laughter.
The employee was carefully sewing small sacks with two marbles between the legs of each Tickle Me Elmo.
The supervisor had told her to give each doll "two test tickles." :)
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Mon Oct-25-04 02:43 PM
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:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:
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Mon Oct-25-04 02:42 PM
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6. I think that's 'fellate' |
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