Cogito ergo sum.

[Guy Fawkes]

At least, I hope so.

[swag]

1. Don't believe 'em!

They LIE!

[baldguy]

2. That works for me.

But what about you?

[rurallib]

3. I think it's 'cogito ergo sum'

[Guy Fawkes]

4. Thanks: (funny story)

I've had four cups of coffee, a WhoopAss soda, a can of coke, a can of A&W Cream Soda (caff.), and a 250mg caffiene pill.

I'm tired.

[Dookus]

5. Rene Descartes

walked into a bar. The barkeep said "The usual?" and Rene answered "Nah, I think not" and *poof*! He disappeared.

[flamingyouth]

7. Always a classic joke, Dookus

One of my personal favorites. Right up there with, "A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'" :D

[Chichiri]

6. Cogito ergo Democrat sum. (n/t)

[qnr]

8. "Sum ergo cogito" was my tag line for many years,

with apologies to Rene Descartes. I am, therefore I think (which inevitably leads me to being a progressive, in my mind).

[HawkerHurricane]

9. Cogito eggo sum.

I think I am a waffle.

[welshTerrier2]

10. cogito ergo spud

i think therefore i yam ...

[bbernardini]

11. Cogito Ergo Spam

I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam.

[indigobusiness]

12. Cogito ergo rum

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