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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 08:51 PM
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Question????
Edited on Mon Oct-25-04 08:52 PM by texas1928
Suitable punishment for Bushie for the crap he has doen the last four years.

My idea:

Every 5 minutes each person who lost their job, health insurance, family member in his "war", and every Democrat, gets to come in an nut punch him. The five minutes is just enough time for the pain to start to subside. This would go on for four years.

What is your creative way to punish him (besides voting him out of the White House)?
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 08:54 PM
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1. make him live with his mother
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 08:54 PM
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2. He would enjoy that.
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 08:58 PM
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7. Nah, she'd just continue to spoil him rotten and not make him own up to
his mistakes and keep that silver spoon parked firmly up his ass where it's been since he was squeezed out between Babs' Waspy white thighs.
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 08:55 PM
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3. Exile him, without proper body armor or ammo to Iraq
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Kierkegaard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 08:56 PM
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4. Make him take a five minute stroll through the streets of Baghdad.
Edited on Mon Oct-25-04 08:57 PM by bushbash
On edit: damn, I can't type tonight...
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 10:06 PM
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11. No we don't want him mortally wounded
We just want intense pain and suffering.
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 08:56 PM
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5. Freeze all his assets and sentence him to a lifetime of honest labor at
a wage that will never rise above today's minimum wage. Make him try to buy a house on that, and insurance, and a car, and car insurance, not to mention "putting food on his family," and keeping the lights on and the heat on and the phone on and the kids' dressed and put gas in the car...
This little fucker does NOT get it, will NEVER get it, and HE DOES NOT CARE.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 09:27 PM
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8. this is the best.
his entire family should have to do this too. Poppy-you and Bar get Social Security. That's it. And no living close to a VA hospital, either. at least 300 miles away. and that's getting easier by the day.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 08:57 PM
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6. Exile him to Iraq.
I hear they need ditch diggers there.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 09:38 PM
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9. Get a REALLY strict nun outta retirement to teach him English.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 10:04 PM
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10. Interesting... Interesting
But one question: Wouldn't he enjoy it, you know how these Repukes are closet freaks. I mean look at one of their poster boys O'Lielly.

Interesting idea, though.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 10:07 PM
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12. Hmmm the freak thing poses a problem. What if the nun looked like
Eleanor Roosevelt? You know, a real icon of democratic beliefs. That might wilt his fervor a bit. *g*

Or, maybe Bob De Niro can reprise his Nuns role?
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 10:09 PM
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13. Well looking at Pickles
Edited on Mon Oct-25-04 10:10 PM by texas1928
The Eleanor Roosevelt thing is out. He likes them old and wrinkly. Hey we could make him only get to eat Heinz ketchup sandwiches. that would be an awesome hit.
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put out Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 10:19 PM
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14. Make him read.
Two newspapers each day. Make him read a book each week, and give a concise report. Make him clean a toilet (someone else's) wash a car (someone else's) take care of three small children (with supervision, of course) create a nutritious meal, right now, for four, from what he has on hand (in an average home).

Make him get an appointment with his physician at a time when he won't have to lose wages just to get some care. Make him do some phone calls to find out exactly what his crummy insurance will cover if he sees his doctor. Make him try to get his online banking tell him just how much money he has in his checking account so that he may feel confident writing a check to pay for some health care.

Make him change all the light bulbs! Make him mow the lawn! Make him fill up the gasoline tank in the vehicle and get gas for the mower! Make him change the oil in the mower! Make him clean the nastiest parts of the gutter! Make him do a couple of loads of laundry, and prioritize them according to the greatest needs! Make him worry about college for his children! Make him do anything at all! And folks, that will be punishing to the little prince.

These things are what we do every single day. My load is easier than most, but I don't think the man has wiped his own ass in years. Hard work, hard work, hard work. Baloney.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 10:55 PM
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15. I can't make him do my job
He would be lost when they ask him to turn the pc on. Forget him torubleshooting a pc issue, network issue, God I would not want him doing my job, he would make it a royal cluster fuck.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 09:49 AM
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16. Anybody on the morning crew want to give it a try?
:kick:
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