What are you going to be for Halloween?

[Guy Fawkes]

I'm going to be a Wanker. I'll wear a white shirt with "WANKER" written on it, with an arrow pointing up.

[Gato Moteado]

1. i'm going to have half my brain sucked out of my head.....

...and go as a freeper.

[grannylib]

2. A gypsy...it's just so hassle-free, when one is still a hippie/Earthmother

/free spirit type. Nothing to buy, just pretty much get dressed as usual, with a few more scarves and a lot more jewelry than usually worn at once.

[tnlefty]

3. I was thinking about Annthrax Coulter, but I was having trouble with that

whole HUGE adam's apple thing, and couldn't quite get that totally insane look in my eyes. Back to pondering I guess.

[Gato Moteado]

4. you could have a lobotomy and then suck down some....

...anti-depressants and go as laura bush.

on edit: you can sew a dress from an old sofa cover or some plaid drapes. don't forget to say "i like to read" a lot.

[tnlefty]

10. Seems a little extreme. I could knock back a few beers and try to act

like the vacant Laura. Got any tips for the extra padding I'll need when I recreate the sofa? Drapes? I'd have to be Scarlet.

It would be easier to drink heavily so that I can talk goofy, wear a skirt and blouse and then I could be Peggy Noonan! Thanks, this has been quite helpful.

[jdots]

5. I'm going to stick my head up my ass.......

and go as John ASHCROFT

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. Bill O'Reilly's Felafel of Love

[livinginphotographs]

7. Ralph Wiggum.

I'm taping a piece of paper that says "Idaho" to my chest.

As with everything else in my life, I'm half-assing the halloween costume as well.

[dddem]

9. I'm going to be the same thing I've been for the last three years...

Broke.

[Lisa]

8. I suppose I could put my coat on OVER my backpack ...

... and go as Bush (with his debate "back bulge").