Anyone else enjoy pissing off cats?

[HEyHEY]

Whenever they're near me, I like to poke them and stuff until they get mad then try to scratch me. It makes me giggle.

[Kierkegaard]

1. I like pissing on cats.

I have an aversion due to an unfortunate experience during my formative years.

[DS1]

2. Actually I think they liked being poked. They scratch at you because

nobody likes being touched by a shoe salesman (especially one that thought he was the manager)

[HEyHEY]

5. haha

That was the funniest thing I've read in while

[notadmblnd]

3. My 11 yr old takes great pleasure in tormenting our 3 cats

from stomping and growling at them to turning the water on when laying in the laundry tub. Sammy hates my son, Pinky adores him no matter what and Mac doesn't care. Needless to say Sammy bears the brunt of the tormenting.

[Dookus]

4. yes

I love to annoy my cats, especially when they're asleep. My bf gets pissed when I poke 'em. He seems to think they won't be able to fall back asleep.

My old mean guy Scooter got very used to me sticking my fingers in his ears and shaking his head back and forth while he slept. heheheh... I'm a stinker.

[lanparty]

6. Cats need to be annoyed ...

Lets face it, the life of an animal confined inside a house is pretty fucking boring. As long as your trying to "rile them up" for play it's no problem.

If they stick around and fight, you're probably ok. If they run away, you should probably leave them alone!!!

[Skittles]

7. I remember an ex-boyfriend of mine

we were with friends and when he messed with the cat, people berated him and he got very angry: PEOPLE F*** WITH ME EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE BUT NO ONE SAYS *THAT'S* CRUEL he said in his defense. True!!!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

8. Wow I've never admitted to this before

but yeah, every now and then I just get a wild hair and decide to totally fuck with Clarissa Marie. It's not very nice, but there it is. She can be a pissy pussy, too. She'll bite the shit out of me fast, so I have to get my pokes in while I can.

Slightly bopping her on the forehead REALLY pisses her off.

God I'm bad. In my defense I must say 99% of the time I am a very loving pet owner and I cuddle and hold her and scratch her and she loooooooves it.

[RetroLounge]

9. I trained my dog to chase my cat.

"Where's the kitty" and that dog would run all over the house looing for it, and then try to chase it. The cat would hiss and the dog would whine.

Great fun...

They're both in hell waiting for me...

RL

[barb162]

13. I hope that poor cat pissed all over your house. (and the dog too)

[Pithlet]

10. It's bad, I know.

But I like to stick things to my cat's tail and watch him go nuts. He just spins and spins in a frenzy trying to get at it. It's really hilarious.

[barb162]

15. that is NOT funny and I wish you wouldn't do it. No animal should

be subjected to any kind of cruelty. Why would you purposely do something that is scaring the cat?

[Pithlet]

21. Whatever

He's purring contentedly next to me right now. I would never purposefully hurt my cat.

[Zuni]

11. Only playing around

I think being too rough is just mean. I would never hurt a cat intentionally

[HEyHEY]

12. me niether - it likes the jolly jumper I swear!

[GRLMGC]

14. Yeah

It's funny. I don't hurt them, I just keep harassing them. They get their revenge. My mom's ex's cat scratched and bit the crap out of me.

[MrSlayer]

16. You would not enjoy pissing off my cat.

My cat Eddie bites people for fun, if you piss him off he may send you to the hospital. I'm not kidding, when he gets you he's trying to kill you. He fucks everyone up, if I want to end a kid's impromptu party at my house I send Eddie into the room. He cleans house more often than a good Mob bouncer. If you poke him you'll regret it for a week.





BEWARE of this cat!!

[HEyHEY]

17. The last "Tough cat" that crossed me

ran upstairs every time I came ove after that.

[MrSlayer]

18. HAHA! So you're an animal abuser?

I've got 10 bucks on the cat.

[HEyHEY]

20. Not at all...

He swatted me for no reason. I was sitting there and he walked up and scratch me face...so I swatted him right back.

Then scared the shit outta him by making noises like I was gonna eat him.

I don't give a fuck what people say, he started it.

[Skittles]

22. MrSlayer

is Eddie in this site? Sounds like he needs to be:

http://www.meankitty.com/

[Nightowl_2004]

19. When I was a little kid I used to run around the house "hunting" the cats

I'd just catch them and play with them for a little while but they HATED it. I have since matured, but I still find it tremendously funny in a sophmoric sort of way, lol.

[CanuckAmok]

23. how do you keep from falling off the cat while you piss? n/t