Guy Fawkes
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Mon Oct-25-04 10:04 PM
Original message |
| Poll question: Why are you such a wanker? |
|
I want to know. Everyone does.
|
| HEyHEY
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Mon Oct-25-04 10:05 PM
Response to Original message |
| 1. genetics both my dad and grandpa wanked |
| NoodleBoy
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Mon Oct-25-04 10:09 PM
Response to Original message |
|
and by whore I mean a well-respected woman who bathes daily, flosses, is the proud owner of two fluffy cats and I would one day much like to drink a cup of tea with.
|
| intheflow
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Mon Oct-25-04 10:11 PM
Response to Original message |
| 3. Not really sure how I just voted |
|
No, not a hanging chad problem, but a typographical one.
Did I vote for "nuture" (meaning, assumedly, "you're a nut"), or a typo meaning "nurture" (meaning "my parents screwed me up")?
Doesn't matter. Both apply to wankerness.
|
| gmoney
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Mon Oct-25-04 10:15 PM
Response to Original message |
| 4. "Cause I get OFF on it!" |
|
--Chet (Bill Paxton), "Weird Science"
|
| OneBlueSky
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Oct-26-04 12:28 AM
Response to Original message |
| 5. I'm a child of the 60s . . . "If it feels good, do it!" . . . n/t :) |
| Demonaut
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Oct-26-04 12:32 AM
Response to Original message |
| 6. I'm In the German nick |
|
where they hang you by your prick
and draw dirty pictures on the wall
and when your mind is blank
and your dying for a wank
the rats play snooker with your balls
old british schoolyard rhyme
|
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts)     |
Wed Apr 24th 2024, 06:45 PM
Response to Original message |
Printer-friendly format
Email this thread to a friend
Bookmark this thread
