derby378
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Tue Oct-26-04 09:14 AM
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My Ashlee Simpson commercial |
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Ashlee Simpson appears on camera wearing a T-shirt and low-rider jeans. She's slowly gyrating while hanging on to an aluminum walking cane.
Voiceover: Yeah, you like it I can't sing it Because I've got Acid reflux
Ashlee: I suffer from gastrointestinal problems like so many teenagers and young adults today, but I'm no different from the rest of you.
Shot of Ashlee bending over while dancing, revealing an adult diaper instead of a thong
Ashlee (holding up box of product): That's why I take Nexium, sonny. Nexium relieves the heartburn and heals the damage caused by acid reflux.
Or, at least, that's what her MOUTH is saying. What you actually hear is:
That's why I take Nexium, sonny. Nexium es para las personas que sufren de acidez frecuente y persistente más de dos veces a la semana.
Ashlee gets visibly frustrated and throws the cane aside
DAD! You cued the wrong friggin' tape again!
Mr. Simpson (off-camera): D'oh!
Shot of Ashlee dancing the hoedown dance she performed on SNL, then grabbing her hip in pain
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OK, folks - do you think I have a shot on Madison Avenue?
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Bill McBlueState
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Tue Oct-26-04 09:16 AM
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You know, I don't think SNL is edgy enough to do this, but I'd die laughing if they did a fake commercial like that. Ger her back for f***ing up their show.
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Tue Oct-26-04 09:16 AM
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2. If SNL doesn't do it, MAD TV should (n/t) |
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Tue Oct-26-04 09:31 AM
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3. Boycott "Stepford Rock" |
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Tue Oct-26-04 10:05 AM
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While other bands struggle to get by, the Stepford Singers make millions. Sheesh.
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