The Frumpy First Wife of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "After the election, I think I'm gonna trade her in for a newer model."

[Phillycat]

1. Dammit, Laura, I LIKED that couch!

[superblah]

9. I was thinking the saw thing

you beat me to the couch line.

[XNASA]

2. Pickles sez: "When we married, I made George promise me........

....that I wouldn't have to go out and campaign with him. I sure am glad I broke that promise."

(Molly Ivins says that quote pretty much sums up the Bushies.)

[slappypan]

3. "George! Laura! Judy and I just joined the Mile High Club!"

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

4. Laura, is that the floozy that was living with him in the Mayor's mansion

while his wife and kids were still living there, before he moved in with the gay guys? Oh... ooops..didn't know they were right behind us!

[Mabus]

5. If you really loved me

you'd dye your hair white like momma Bar did for Poppy.

[Crankie Avalon]

6. "Well, Pickles...

...I shore hope that little "swap" will relight the spark for our own conjugatin'..."

[elehhhhna]

7. That jacket looks just like our hideous bedspread.

[CanuckAmok]

8. In the words of Venus Flytrap:

"Somewhere there's a Volkswagen without seatcovers"

[Malva Zebrina]

10. awful

I don't want to hold your hand, and be sure to walk one step behind me.

Here are a couple more shots of this poor woman who is past middle age trying to look as though she is twenty. The sweater looks like an army camoflage jacket and she really should be more aware of what pattern is hitting her protuberant parts. It looks as though she is wearing pasties. The tight pants and the short jacket, showing the flabby rear is not pleasant to look at