I Just Ate a WHOLE BAG of OREOS...Ask Me Anything!

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Oy.

[kick-ass-bob]

1. I am so fucking jealous.

No question.

[Arkana]

2. How sick are you?

:evilgrin:

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4. Very.

In more ways than one. :puke:

[tigereye]

9. are you my kid?

(sounds like what he would do.. we just hear rustlings and cracklings of the cookie bag from the kitchen.) ;)

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18. Hehe

sneaky cookie snatching.

[Occulus]

3. Did you poop yet?

[skygazer]

5. Original oreos?

Or one of the new fancy kinds?

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8. The new fancy kind.

Chocolate filled!

[deadmessengers]

6. What color are your teeth right now? n/t

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10. Brown with occasional blasts of white.

[Fridays Child]

7. Did you brush your teeth?

Hmm?

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12. Nope!

My breath smells purdy. Like sweetness.

[Kadie]

did you eat the inside first?

or did you just down the entire bag....

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14. The WHOLE bag!

[Kadie]

21. he he he.... When I have a cold I like to down a bag of Chips A Hoy

n/t

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

11. How many fingers am I holding up?

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16. 270 electoral votes.

[AIJ Alom]

How do you eat your oreos ? I like to put 5 in milk and then let it become

mushy and it becomes creamy chocolate milk !!! Mmmm.... Mmmm..

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17. I do that too!

The mushier the better!

[AIJ Alom]

24. YEAH !!!

[lazarus]

13. are you

getting ready to see the dentist?

That's an old Steven Wright joke. Said he had a crush on the dental hygienist, so he'd eat a whole bag of Oreos in the waiting room.

BTW, I will always hate them for buying out Hydrox. Hydrox were the original. They looked like Oreos, but they were made with actual chocolate cookies. Incredibly tasty, but forced out by a Big Corporation.

[Kierkegaard]

15. Ever heard of sugar shock?

[jdots]

19. recipe for a health shake

next time when you come to just pop those suckers in the blender with about 3 pints of strong coffee and go balistic. may induce vomiting. but shit it's worth it.

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22. OoOoOOOoH!

I'd rather have that than a Red Bull or my Starbucks in the morning. :D

[agingdem]

20. Why?

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23. Nothing better to do.

[bloodyjack]

25. do you have a tummy ache?

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27. Yes.

Big time.

[bloodyjack]

30. Why did you eat a whole bag Oreos, then?

I know that you know better.

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31. I just couldn't stop myself, it was a slippery slope into disaster.

[otohara]

26. Are You High?

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28. I wish.

at least that would provide some explanation.

[helnwhls]

29. Got Milk?

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32. Yes!

[miss_kitty]

33. DID YOU KNOW NABISCO IS OWNED BY PHILIP MORRIS?

They give loads of money to the Thugs. Just sayin' :hi:

http://www.fool.com/news/foolplate/2000/foolplate000626.htm

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34. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Not my precious OREOS. :(

[miss_kitty]

35. Sorry. I lost Triscuits and Boca Burgers

SAD :evilfrown: :cry:

[NanBo]

36. Are they still made with lard?

Just wonderin'.

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37. I am made of lard.

[auburngrad82]

38. Does your dentist have a cute dental hygienist?

Stephen Wright said there was a really cute dental hygienist at his dentists office so he ate a whole bag of Oreos right before his appointment.

BTW, "hygienist" is one hell of a word to spell!

:)