A friend just sent me this really good, or really bad, bush joke.

[Rainbowreflect]

George Bush looks out from the balcony of the White House one snowy day and is startled to see below something written in the snow. It looks yellowish, and he can make out the words: "Bush is a dummy"

He is furious, stomps his cowboy boots on the floor, gobbles a few pretzels to sharpen his wits, sits there 7 minutes staring at the wall ( just to collect his thoughts), and calls for Karl Rove to tell him what to do.

"Mr. President", Rove says, "you should call in the FBI and tell them to invistigate this."

"Great Idea!" Bush says. So he does. Time goes by. One day the FBI chief reports to Bush:

"We analyzed the snow and determined that the words were written with urine, right below the balcony. And, with the Homeland Security millions available to us for terrorist attacks like this, we have even been able to determine the DNA of the person this urine came from"

"Wonderful," says Bush. "Who was it? Osama? Texas Air Guard? My old dope dealer? My old liquor store guy?"

"No, Mr. President," says the FBI. "We identified the DNA in the urine as that of Colin Powell."

"Colin Powell? I've heard that name," says Bush.

Rove sidles up and whispers: "He's the Secretary of State".

"And, Mr. President, we have achieved even more," said the FBI. "We have been able to even identify the handwriting."

"Whose was it? Whose was it?" Bush demanded.

"I'm sorry to tell you, sir," whispers the FBI into his ear, " that the handwriting was determined to be Laura's."

[YellowRubberDuckie]

1. Used to be a Bill Clinton Joke...

But its still funny nonetheless.
Duckie

[MarianJack]

3. I First Heard it...

...as a nixon joke!

[Rainbowreflect]

5. Well that explains it. The friend that sent it is in her 70s.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. Damn...that's old!

hehehe....and how old are YOU again? Just kidding.
Duckie

[Rainbowreflect]

8. I'm 41, but I could still kick you butt!

;-)

[JuniorPlankton]

2. LOL

[Daisey Mae]

4. LOL

[jdots]

6. wouldn't that be vagina writing ?

worse yet , anus calligraphy.........sorry i am stealing the joke

[LSdemocrat]

9. reread the joke

[bif]

10. That's an old Napoleon joke