Minstrel Boy
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Tue Oct-26-04 12:34 PM
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So I was just in the bathroom, reading a book, when |
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Edited on Tue Oct-26-04 12:34 PM by Minstrel Boy
a fucking bird flew at me. From where, I'm not sure. Maybe that old gas pipe we haven't capped. Yeah, maybe. But we don't have birds. Or at least, we aren't supposed to. And it's a basement bathroom with no windows, and its door had been closed.
What did I do? Well first I screamed "Jesus Christ!" and threw the book at it. Just reflex.
Then it flew through the rest of the house, while I chased it with our son's musical hobby horse. I tried reasoning - "I just want to help you" - but became frustrated at its obstinant flying into mirrors and window screens - "Don't be a stupid bird!" Eventually it perched in a wastebasket, and I threw a blanket over it and took it outside.
You know the worse thing? This isn't the first time. But my wife never sees them. It's kind of like the Twilight Zone's "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" in that respect.
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Tue Oct-26-04 12:35 PM
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1. what book were you reading? |
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what kind of bird was it?
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Minstrel Boy
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Tue Oct-26-04 01:22 PM
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by Rodney Stich. And it was a starling.
Glad I didn't hit it. It's a heavy book.
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Tue Oct-26-04 12:35 PM
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2. Maybe came in thru a chimney or a dryer vent or kitchen vent? n/t |
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Tue Oct-26-04 12:36 PM
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I remember one time when I was a kid a bird got into our house from the chimney. We didn't have a fireplace, so this was the chimney for the furnace. It had a little door at the bottom, so I suppose that is how the bird got out.
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Tue Oct-26-04 12:37 PM
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4. Mmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm.............I often choose the bathroom |
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...to do my hallucinatin'
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Tue Oct-26-04 12:39 PM
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5. Whoa, it's like "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe. |
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Tue Oct-26-04 12:42 PM
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Tue Oct-26-04 01:03 PM
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7. well at least it wasn`t a bat |
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had them fly around in the house a few times..boy that was fun!!!
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Tue Oct-26-04 01:46 PM
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9. Is this a Monty Python skit? |
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Tue Oct-26-04 02:07 PM
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10. Once upon a daylight shiny |
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while I pondered my sore hiney over many a damp and lurid volume of mass market lore
while I sat there reading, crapping suddenly there came a rapping as if someone gently tapping on my bathroom door
"It's occupied," I muttered, to the visitor tapping at my toilet door only this and nothing more.
Ah distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak October I had eaten so much pasta on the night before Eagerly I wished the morrow, vainly I had sought to borrow from ex-lax surcease of sorrow, sorrow for the meal before From the five pound plate of pasta eaten just the night before
And the straining hard and paining uncertain rumbling in my colon Thrilled me---filled me with flattulation never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I sat repeating, " 'To the visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door, you fool visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door. I'm in here', and nothing more."
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Tue Oct-26-04 02:50 PM
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11. that's what I call poetry! n/t |
Minstrel Boy
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Tue Oct-26-04 03:25 PM
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12. lol, thanks for that! |
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And the pasta reference is eerily true.
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