Moe Szyslak's best line ever?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. "Everybody tuck your pants into your socks!"

when the rats from Bart's factory run inside Moe's.

[shaolinmonkey]

2. "Awww, look you got the stink lines there and everything...."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. Hey 'Pu, you got a breakfast cereal for people with syphalus?

[Worst Username Ever]

3. the lie detector

Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No! (buzz)
Alright, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him. (ding)
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. (buzz)
A date. (buzz)
Dinner with a friend. (buzz)
Dinner alone. (buzz)
Watching TV alone. (buzz)
Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (buzz)
*sigh* Sears catalog. (ding)
Now would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. That one is brilliant!

[TheBlackSteeds]

5. I opt for the simple..

"WaaaaaaaaaAAAA?"

[htuttle]

6. Yes, Homer. I'm an angel. All us angels wear farah slacks.

[Huckebein the Raven]

8. When bart shoots down the satellite with the tank

"God help you if that was carrying the Spice channel"

:evilgrin:

[Burma Jones]

9. He may have come up with the recipe,

but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

I started out as Kid Gorgeous.....

[trotsky]

10. "Call this an unfair generalization if you must...

but old people are no good at everything."

[Richardo]

26. That's my favorite - I use it all the time

:D

[cheezus]

11. it was either cable or the mechanical bull

i stand by my decision

[VelmaD]

12. "When I catch you,

I'm gonna carve my name in your back with an icepick!"

also:
"When I catch you, I'm gonna grab your eyes and shove 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap out of you, okay?! And I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!"

That Moe has a LOT of pent up rage.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. I'm gonna stick sausages down your throught and put wild dogs up your butt

I'm paraphrasing!

[7th_Sephiroth]

13. Homer: These pants cost $600

Moe: (shotgun pump) Yeah, I rob people now

[ret5hd]

14. "oh, eurotrash, huh? hows that workin' out for ya?"

[slor]

15. My wife is going to love this thread! n/t

[troublemaker]

17. d'you wanna go out sometime... out back?

[DelawareValleyDem]

18. Homer's in the hospital after surgery

Hey, Homer, I snuck you in a beer for old times' sake?
Thanks, Moe.
You know, Homer, that beer ain't free.

[mac56]

19. "I was born a snake-handler, and I'll die a snake-handler."

nm

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. What's up Homer? Your looking uncharacteristicly focused today!

[ghostsofgiants]

21. Uh, hey, everybody!

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and... I like to kiss my own butt.

[Huckebein the Raven]

22. here's another:

Lenny (i think): "What's wrong homer ? For a man with two wives you should be happy."

Homer: "You're thinking a man with two knives"

focus on moe with two knives:

Moe: "I gotta say, this is pretty great"

:)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

29. Favorite. Quote. Ever.

Spit my drink across the room!

[underpants]

23. Power OFF Einstein!! (knocking "smart" Homer out with a 2X4)

:bounce:

[russian33]

24. 'Is this where I register as a sex offender?'

[eeyore]

25. Car Hole!

From the episode where Marge becomes a cop. Homer is hosting a poker party, and tells someone to go to the garage to get more beer.

Moe: "The GARAGE" Hey, fellas, "the GARAGE". Well, oh-la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman.
Homer: What do you call it?
Moe: A carhole.

[Richardo]

27. Not a quote, but someone pointed out that Moe starts every riot...

[frylock]

28. i'm more of a well-wisher..

in that I don't wish him any specific harm.