Groundskeeper Willie's best line ever?

[Beware the Beast Man]

"Look at me! I'm Milhouse, I tuck my shirt into me underpants. I've got no friends, so I confide in Willie!"

[dave123williams]

1. I've been wrestling wolves since you were at your mother's teat...

[LSdemocrat]

2. "Grease me up, woman!"

[ProdigalJunkMail]

3. damn...beat me to it n/t

[ET Awful]

21. Grease yourself up and go in, you...you guff-speaking work-slacker

n/t

[Burma Jones]

4. There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman

[dolo amber]

15. That's the one, there

;) :D

[UpsideDownFlag]

5. "YOU'RE from north Kilt Town?? Why, I'M from North Kilt Town!...."

[dr.strangelove]

6. Get yer haggis! Right here.

Chopped heart and lungs, boiled in a wee sheep's stomach. Tastes as good as it sounds

[NamVetsWeeLass]

23. Being Half Scots, Yep that would be the One! n/t

[dr.strangelove]

24. I've had a haggis or two in my day

Little haggis sausages baked into chicken are not bad, but as a meal, uggh!!

[bkcc]

7. "Were it not a crime against nature, I'd make you my wife!!"

(spoken with great enthusiasm to his tractor)

[realisticphish]

8. Don't be reading my mind between 5 and 6...thats Willy's time!

[tjwash]

9. "If elected mayor, my first act will be to KILL THE WHOLE LOT OF YA"

nt

[Canuckistanian]

10. "Damned Scots! They ruined Scotland!"

Talking to Principal Skinner.

[dr.strangelove]

11. "Agch! Back to the Loch with ya, Nessy!"

After seeing Selma's video dating clip.

[DelawareValleyDem]

12. Oh I see

Willie's not funny unless he's down on his knees, scooping up your little brats' puke!

[underpants]

13. The boys have been drinkin' all day and they're ready for a FIGHT!

Holding up his fists at the soccer riot

[russian33]

14. Talking to Skinner about rescuing the dog

Skinner: "Willie. Go into the vent and get him."
Willie: "What!? Have ye gone waxy in your beester? I canna fit in the wee vent, Ye Croquet-Playin' Mint-Muncher!"
Skinner: "Grease yourself up and go in you.. guff speaking work slacker."
Willie: "Ooh. Good comeback."

[CanuckAmok]

16. "ACH! My shack! It's been raped of it's bonnyness!"

[frylock]

17. ..and i 'ate the mess 'e left on ma rug

that's right, you 'eard me!

[VelmaD]

18. Bonjour...

ye cheese eatin' surrender monkeys. *snort*

[cheezus]

19. Achgch!

[Arkana]

20. Hee hee...

Skinner: There is no Octoberfest, Willie.
Willie: There's no'??? You used me, Skinner! YOU USED ME!!

[ET Awful]

22. The kilt was only for day to day wear

in battle we wore full length sequined ball gowns! The idea was to blind your opponent with oppulence

[Selwynn]

25. They've even got Groundskeeper Willie teaching french....

"BON-JOOOOOOURRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRR ya cheese eating surrender monkeys!"

:)

[BiggJawn]

26. "Lunch Lady Doris, d'ye have any grease?"

"Why, yes, yes I do..."

"Then, GREASE ME, Woman!!!"