Comic Book Guy's best line ever?

[Kid_A]

Sorry for the copycat, but I loves me some Simpsons.

"This looks like a job for Green Lantern, Thundra, or possibly... Ghost Rider."

(Otto)"What about Superman?"

"Oh, please..."

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. "Oh, no! My life has been in vain!"

(On spotting incoming nuclear missile)

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills,

you're from two different worlds.
(CBG sees missile approaching)
CBG: Oh, I've wasted my life.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. Thanks

Debtor giving the accurate citations. The probability a translation and retranslation that it starts the right of one was between slim nenhuns.

[Worst Username Ever]

2. "The answer is fries." n/t

[shaolinmonkey]

3. "I'm returning to my comic book stooore...

where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them..."

[underpants]

4. Worst episode ever

I can do a dead-on impersonation of that

[ET Awful]

16. Even better after Doctor Hibbard told him he had a cardiac epeisode :)

n/t

[DelawareValleyDem]

5. I won it

as a prize at the Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical as the average trekker has no use for a medium size belt.


Actually that whole conversation is funny

[underpants]

7. "...and I IMMEDIATELY posted my displeasure on the internet"

About the dog being added to Itchy and Scratchy

[cheezus]

8. hey! Those are PRESCRIPTION pants!

[Streetdoc270]

9. Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy,

The Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more.

[Kid_A]

10. "Worst Cosmic Wars EVER."

"I will only see it three more times. Today."

[m_welby]

11. oh please, you couldn't even turn into bill bixby !

...to Stan Lee, when homer was 'hulking out'. lmao for like 5 minutes

[Phillycat]

13. "I'm watching you."

(wearing the "Worst. Epsisode. Ever" t-shirt.)

[CanuckAmok]

14. "Oh, I've wasted my life."

just before being nuked by France.

[rinsd]

15. "Cheeseburgers and loneliness don't mix"

"This is a special edition Mary Worth where she advises a friend to commit suicide"