Ralph Wiggum's Best Lines

[Streetdoc270]

I'm a Brick!

[underpants]

1. It tastes like burning

:bounce:

[SheepyMcSheepster]

2. i bent my wookie!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

34. Heh.

[alvis]

3. I bent my wookie

[DelawareValleyDem]

4. Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!!

[pagerbear]

5. "I'm too scared to wet myself"

Chief Wiggum: "Don't worry, son. It'll come."

[km612]

47. i agree

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[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Look, daddy, a whale egg!

[LSdemocrat]

7. "That's where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things."

[helnwhls]

8. My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[Krupskaya]

9. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

nt

[Anaxamander]

10. Me fail English? That's unpossible! (nt)

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. My daddy shoots people!

[CarlosNH]

12. "Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad!"

n/t

[mark0rama]

13. "Everybody's hugging!"

...upon being let into the adult section of the comix store.

[Kid_A]

14. "Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!"

[tcfrogs]

28. Right after that - "I'm learn-ding"

[Bluebear]

15. "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

[cdsilv]

16. I'm special!

nt

[LostInAmerica]

17. He's gonna smell like hot dogs

[wakfs]

18. Now I've Got Two Ow-ies!

Gotta love that Ralph.

[Yavin4]

19. I Choo-Choo Choose You

Upon seeing a Valentine from Lisa Simpson.

[flygal]

25. ....and there's a picture of a train........

[bullimiami]

20. I like to burn things. n/t

[Arkana]

21. "Daddy's stomach is crying!"

[Utah_Lefty]

22. Daddy says I'm this close to sleeping in the yard.

[Arkana]

23. "Fireworks make my ears yell!"

that's not actually a line, but it's from The Simpsons: Hit & Run video game.

[hightension]

24. Death Tickles

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[no name no slogan]

26. "Hi Principal Skinner! Hi SuperNintendo Chalmers!"

...as Ralph is trying out a "Colecovision" computer, being demo'ed by Springfield's terminal hard-luck salesguy, Gil.

[antigone382]

27. "I ate the red berries. they taste like burning." n/t

[no name no slogan]

29. "My nose makes its own bubblegum!" (n/t)

[da_chimperor]

30. "My daddy makes me sleep in the sock drawer!"

I think that's how it goes . . . :D

[TheBlackSteeds]

31. "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

[TheBlackSteeds]

32. or perhaps: "When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"

Ralph is the gift that keeps on giving..

[StrongbadTehAwesome]

33. That's where I saw the leprechaun! He told me to burn things...

[happyasaclam]

35. This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end

There are a couple of others

"Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove."

"I dress myself."

[stranger_with_candy]

38. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end...

my fave as well.

[SmileyBoy]

36. I know you!! My daddy took your beer!!!

[TroubleMan]

37. "You're King David! I love you 'cause you kill people."

nt

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

39. At my house, we call them uh-ohs.

[name not needed]

40. "Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!"

"You have the bestest Dad. He read me a story about Chinese food."

"Hi, Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!"

[peekaloo]

41. Owww, now my boogers are spicy.

[livinginphotographs]

42. "What's a battle?"

n/t

[livinginphotographs]

43. "I'm Idaho!"

Speaking of which, I'm going to a party Saturday night which requires that you wear a costume. Since I'm a pretty lazy, half-assed kind of person, Idaho will be my costume.

Let's just hope all the non-Simpsons fans believe me and let me in.

[cmf]

44. "Dying Tickles!"

from one of the Halloween episodes.

[2bfree]

45. They're making babies and one of them looked at me.

Or something like that when Ralph caught Principal Skinner and the teacher making out in the closet.

[wellstone_democrat]

49. Yes, I was trying to think of that one

That one was HILARIOUS.

[Piltdown13]

46. "My knob tastes funny!."

Focus group guy: "Do not taste the knobs."

[philosophie_en_rose]

48. You Choo Choo Choose Me?

:)