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Sat Sep-13-03 12:25 AM
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Hello fellow Americans. My name is Fred, and I'm running for President |
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Edited on Sat Sep-13-03 12:27 AM by listenup
I am forming my committees and chairmanships and blah blah, buh blah. What would you put on my platform? I will carry it forward for you!
Vote for Fred!
What do you want to add to the platform?
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Sat Sep-13-03 12:32 AM
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1. If you could arrange it so that children wouldn't go to bed hungry... |
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it would mean the world to me!
Of course, any little bit that you could do for the redistribution of wealth idea would also be greatly appreciated!
Go Fred! :yourock:
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Sat Sep-13-03 12:34 AM
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2. If Fred is elected there will never be another |
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hungry child, adolescent or adult in this country. Period. That's at the top of the list.
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Sat Sep-13-03 12:38 AM
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3. Hurray! Vote for Fred! |
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Sat Sep-13-03 12:39 AM
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that instead of spending enough money to go to the moon and back for "defense"
We should invest 10% of all tax revenue in the inner cities. Starting small businesses, creating huge "enterprise zones."
Fred believes in the small businessman and the power to create!
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Sat Sep-13-03 12:43 AM
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those that make $200k or more to give $20k to a program that helps homeless families.
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Sat Sep-13-03 12:47 AM
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6. No Child or other Person will ever go hungry |
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if Fred is elected. Divert one percent of the defense budget for homelessness and shelter, and it is no longer a problem.
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Sat Sep-13-03 12:56 AM
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the campaign is dying on the vine! :cry:
One more kick for Fred! :kick:
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Sat Sep-13-03 12:59 AM
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8. Fred sees the media manipulation in this |
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Fred has a message, but they won't let it get out!
Set my people free!!!!!!!!
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Sat Sep-13-03 01:01 AM
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9. Dang, now I won't be able to flame your competitors over in GD. |
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Think of all the fun we'll miss! :cry:
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Sat Sep-13-03 01:26 AM
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12. I think it's because Fred refers to himself in the 3rd person. |
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Nobody wants to vote for a candidate with mental illness.
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Sat Sep-13-03 01:02 AM
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10. Okay, Fred's biggest message |
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LOVE IS THE ANSWER YOU GOTTA LET IT SHOW!
Every other problem will be taken care of.
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Sat Sep-13-03 01:21 AM
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with overtime and PAID family leave time.
Fred will make it happen!
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Sat Sep-13-03 01:27 AM
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Take the top 1% of income producing schmuckwads. and non-politely ask them to pay their workers 90% of their earnings for the year. They will still be wealthy bastards, and the workers will have an incentive to produce.
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Sat Sep-13-03 04:17 AM
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14. Give one million dollars to every american |
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cmon its better then spending it on iraq
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