Stupid pet stories.

[Hawkeye-X]

POST IT HERE, DAMMIT!

[Krupskaya]

1. My dog used to eat his own poop...

...and one night he barfed it up in our bedroom. On a dress shirt. Don't ask me why it was on the floor!

Also, another time he ate a woolen sock. The wool unwound in his intestine and when he tried to poop, the string kept his poop "tied" to his ass. Guess who had to pull it out?

[bearfan454]

2. Glacier, my Japanese Spitz

pisses in his water bowl then drinks it.

[Krupskaya]

3. Friend of mine had a dog and a cat...

...the cat used to eat the dog's food, and then her own food. The dog got mad and pissed on his own food. So the cat ate her own food, and when the dog came to eat HIS food, he was like, "Who the hell pissed on my food? Oh wait."

[baldguy]

4. My parents used to have a Silky Terrier

For those who don't know, they're little rat catchers like this:



Now, my parents house has a covered porch on the back, and the dog was used to running out the open back door, and taking a running leap off the steps leading from the porch to the back yard.

Anyway, he was about 8 months old for his first winter - and here in Buffalo IT SNOWS somewhat.

Well, that year we had a couple dustings of snow, but then we got about a foot - which was about a half foot deeper than the little guy was tall.

It was light snow, so he still was running around like normal - well, almost anyway. You could see him jump up every few seconds so he could get his bearings, but most of the time it looked like a cartoon of Bugs Bunny borrowing his way to Albuquerque.

[Patiod]

6. Dachshunds are pretty funny in snow as well

You can see their little rat-tails, and that's about it.

[radwriter0555]

5. WINKY has 3 more weeks in her splint/cast that has cost me $4000

so far...

from JUNE when her "big sister" (read our nutso Blue) bit her lil leggie during an altercation involving some snacks.

$4,000 doggie bag.

$1,000 per pound. (Winky is a maltese)

Winky of the "oh my gawd what happened to her hair!" bad haircut due to her surgery and recovery....

[Strawman]

7. My cat Larry is a big fan of cat videos

Especially "Video Catnip." My wife or I just need to put a chair next to the TV and say "Larry wanna watch your VIDEO?" and he jumps up on the chair and is totally engrossed watching the video for about 20 minutes or so before he eventually gets distracted. If he even hears the opening theme music and he is in the next room, he knows his video is playing and runs into the den by the TV to watch.

He has probably seen this video about 100 times over the last 3 years, and every single time he goes after the same robin in the opening segment of the video. Every single time. We got him another DVD called "Bugs" that he was much less thrilled with.

Larr rules.