Star Wars III early cut, Yoda farts! *NOT a joke!!!*

[romantico]

In an early cut of Star Wars III, theres a scene where Yoda,....farts. This is what George Lucas has turned Star wars into. A franchise of fart humor. That sound you hear is Sir Alec Guiness rolling over in his grave! WARNING, MAJOR spoilers ahead!

http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=18690

[WindRavenX]

1. Man, I have no hope for Star Wars Ep. III

Not after the crap that's been the entire prequels..and now THIS? Jeebus.

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

6. A Boston College fan and a Yankee fan???

Isn't that a contradiction?

[WindRavenX]

7. nope

I NJite going to BC for college :) Makes sense now, ay?

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

9. Good game against ND...way to go!!!

Sorry,didn't mean to turn this into a sports thread...but I had to add that...I hate Notre Dame

[Kid_A]

2. Actually, that's probably not true...

Remember how everyone freaked out when Lucas said NSync was gonna be in Episode II, and then it turned out to be nothing? This will be just like that.

[WindRavenX]

3. I hope so

Otherwise, I will begin to think Lucas really HAS lost his mind.

[Az_lefty]

4. Is Eddie Murphy in it? All of his movies have fart jokes.

[dave123williams]

5. Revenge of the Sith...

R.O.T.S. This movie rots.

[Heyo]

8. George Lucas

.. is an INSANE egotistical megalomaniac CRY BABY.

What he did to Star Wars, a largely beloved icon of recent generations is despicable. He is so much like a child, it's not even funny. "These are my toys and I wanna play them how I want to.. Waaaaaah."

And that's just talking about what he did to the three originals, that doesn't even get into the HORRIBLY crappy Episode I and II.

F**k you, George Lucas. You shit on your fans that made you a billionaire because you're such a sniveling egotistical prick. F*** YOU!

:mad:

Heyo

[romantico]

11. The version this guy saw(& keep in mind it was a VERY early cut)

says it will be a PG-13 rated film without a doubt. I read some of the spoilers & must admit I am excited. This guy hated the forst two & said this one was VERY strong & revealed a couple BIG surprises. I think if they can keep it a secret there is one big jaw dropped at the end of this that could be pretty neat.

I like fact that this is the darkest of all the films & that Anakin becomes Darth Vader before he gets the Black armour. We'll have to see!

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

10. As if it weren't bad enough for him to put out crappy prequels

he also had to go back and F*** up episodes IV-VI. I realize they're "his" movies, but you would think he would have a little more respect for the fans who have made him rich.

[Heyo]

12. Exactly...

.. and his whole argument about "They are *MY* movies and I have the right to do what I want with them" ("Waaaaah")

May be technically true...

That is not the issue. The issue is. "Was it a good idea?!"

I happen to own the couch and the TV in the house that my girlfriend and I live in. I have the RIGHT, technically, to not let her sit on the couch, and put cardboard up to the side of the TV so only I can see it. But of course I'd be a pompous ASS if I did that.

If you wanna butcher your movies? Fine. But at least include the originals so the fans can have a choice.

His reply to that is.. (paraphrasing) "these new versions are the only ones I want out there.. these are the way I have always wanted them...."aaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

The fact that he so BLANTANTLY shits on his fans, the movies that were so near and dear to so many people he considers dusty old relics he would like to just sweep away under the rug.

I like the movies, too, but I am not one of those major Star Wars fans, sweating my ass of in a Chewbacca suit at some convention. Still, you cannot revise history. Han shoots first! Not Greedo. WTF?! Even I know that.

Heyo

[pdx_prog]

13. may the fart be with you

OK somebody had to say it.....

It's almost sacreligious.....kinda like if Hoss and Little Joe had farting contests...

Or if MIss Kitty had hiked her leg and cut one at the Long Branch....

Or if Gilligan had let one at the table while they were having some banana cream pie....

[ThePittsburghKid]

14. Yoda farting. Beautiful.

"Busted ass, I did! Blame it on the dog, I will."

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. The first three were exciting to me as a 10 year old girl. Not so much

the last ones. It's just a movie. :hi:

[jdots]

16. George Mucas strikes again

Ever hear of Lucas Sound and T.H.X. ? I could 20 pages on how all those products had to pay for the approval of his Lord Lucas,or how the teams of people that made those first movies great were out of work when Lucas went digital cartoon nutty.
He may be the Bill Gates of movies.

[rot0r_head]

17. There goes my childhood...disillusionment galore n/t