Krusty the Klown's best line ever?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

[CanuckAmok]

1. "Well, he did try to kill me, but I really need that upper-class tax break

n/t

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. Not to nitpick but Its "that fat upper-class tax-break!"

The fat makes all the difference :)

[gratuitous]

2. After the kids at Kamp Krusty identify him

By his surgery scar, extra nipple, and birthmark, Krusty puts his clothes back on and mutters that they're still not as bad as Customs.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. See post #10

[underpants]

3. "...oh and diabetes which skips generations too ...so watch out for that"

:bounce:

[shaolinmonkey]

5. "I need a comeback special, like that guy....always wore a shirt"

Bart: "Ed Sullivan"
"That's him."

[Worst Username Ever]

6. "Ow! The corner!"

(gets smacked in the face my a briefcase)

[CanuckAmok]

7. Eisenhower: "Let's get bizay!"

"Ah, what was I on?"

[DelawareValleyDem]

8. 'Sex Cauldron? Thought they

closed that place down"


"Hey, you Gentiles are all right!"

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Sex cauldron is the best.

[Arkana]

9. "Ugggghhh, you just tweezered my wang!"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. BOOOHOOHOOO they offered me a truckload of money! (sob)

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Ohhhhhhh that brisket isn't settin' well!

[FredScuttle]

13. My favorite....from the "Gabbo" episode

Krusty: I've had plenty of guys come after me, and I've buried them all. Sea Captain. Joey Bishop.

Pennycandy: Don't forget the Special Olympics.

Krusty: Oh, yeah... I slaughtered the Special Olympics!

[frylock]

14. he's spinning the ball on his finger!!!

when asked what he was thinking when he bet a bundle on the Washington Generals v. The Harlem Globetrotters; I thought they were due!

[no name no slogan]

16. "I coulda pulled a better cartoon outta my a....aahey! hey! Kids!!!

This was said on the show where Chester Lampert sued Itchy & Scratchy out of business, so crusty had to replace them with some east German cartoon called "Capitalist Cat and Worker Mouse" or some such thing.

Good recovery on Krusty's part

[TheBlackSteeds]

17. the best I can think of is ABOUT him, does that count?

"Whoops, sorry son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown."

When the 'Best of Homer' thread pops up, this will be the crowning example of perfection upon it.. here, it is just out of place. :(