Arkana
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Tue Oct-26-04 03:04 PM
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Apu Nahassapeemapetilon's best line? |
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Apu: That will be $24.95 for the aspirin. Marge: $24.95??? Apu: I discounted the price because an escaped mental patient tampered with the bottle.
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Tue Oct-26-04 03:05 PM
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1. "The NY (pronounced nie) Mets are my favorite squadron" |
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Tue Oct-26-04 03:07 PM
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4. Why would I need the infinate wisdom and compasion of Ganesha, |
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when I can have Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me from Entertainment Weekly with their DEAD EYES!"
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Strawman
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Tue Oct-26-04 03:05 PM
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2. I'll be your freakzoid, c'mon and wind me up |
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Tue Oct-26-04 03:06 PM
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His timecut rant about Skinner's book, "Billy and the Clone-a-saurus" makes me bust a gut each time.
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Tue Oct-26-04 03:15 PM
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After Homer gets food poisoning and confronts him, he contemplates losing a valued customer then annouces "5 cents off expired baby food!"
And after becoming a chocolate Apu for Manjula in honor of Valentines Day he screams "Help! I can't breath!" I don't know why but I always crack up at that line.
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rinsd
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Tue Oct-26-04 03:17 PM
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7. "He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers.... |
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...but there goes the best damn employee a convienience stor ever had!"
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rinsd
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Tue Oct-26-04 03:18 PM
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8. "I think we should use the money for more police.... |
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....I was shot 3 times last year and almost missed a day of work"
To which Chief Wiggum reponds "crybaby"
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Tue Oct-26-04 03:15 PM
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6. "I once worked a 72 hour shift.. |
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Edited on Tue Oct-26-04 03:16 PM by tridim
.. by the end I thought I was a humming bird of some kind."
"Mr. Simpson, now get out of my store.. and come again!"
On the PA: "Sonjay to the front of the store with the Windex.. Sonjay to the the front of the store with the Windex."
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Tue Oct-26-04 03:20 PM
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9. "This is not as hot a party as I had anticipated." |
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Tue Oct-26-04 03:20 PM
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10. Ha! The Phone sex party line! |
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Tue Oct-26-04 03:21 PM
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11. When he pretends to be |
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married to Marge to fool his mother, she walks in and sees him on the floor and Homer in bed with Marge.
"Marge how could you??"
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aePrime
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Tue Oct-26-04 03:23 PM
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12. Silly customer, you cannot ruin a twinkie! |
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Tue Oct-26-04 04:03 PM
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a Chutney Skwishee with that?
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