Sideshow Bob's best line ever?

[name not needed]

"Oh, that was a big mistake, Bart. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it."

[DelawareValleyDem]

1. 'Air show

Buzz-cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whiz jets to the strains of "Rock You Like a Hurricane."'

[Sagan]

2. my favorite

Bob: Cecil, no civilization in history has ever considered "Chief Hydrological Engineer" a calling.

Cecil: (hmph)

Bob: Yes, very well, the Cappadocians, fine.

[fob]

3. Referring to DIE BART DIE "tattoo" carved into his own chest

(close not exact)

"Oh that. That's German, Die Bart, Die or in English The Bart, The"

[bloodyjack]

6. "oh, no one who speaks German could be an evil man!"

[mac56]

4. mine

"I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit! Huh! 'Attempted murder'! Now, honestly; what is that? Do they give out a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry"?"

[maveric]

5. "deep down inside you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes,

brutalize criminals and rule you like a King!"

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Bob: "Rakes...my old arch enemy..."

Bart: "I thought I was your arch enemy!"
Bob: "I do have a life outside of you, Bart."