Favorite Comic Book Guy quotes

[Huckebein the Raven]

here are mine:

"Er, excuse me. No banging your head on the display case
please, it contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she
has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you."

and from when Lisa joins Mensa:

"Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding
will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will
mean much less breeding, for me, much much more."

-the above kinda sums up my love life

[darkism]

1. WORST.PRESIDENT.EVER

Oh wait, I think I misquoted. :)

[Fenris]

2. "There is no emoticon to describe how I am feeling!"

[Sven77]

3. i have the toy

Comic Book Guy: Tell me, how do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who still live with their mothers?
Female Comic Book Fan: Comb the SweetTarts out of your beard, and you're on.
Comic Book Guy: Don't try to change me, babe.

I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them!



Comic Book Guy
"Oh I've wasted my life.".

Worst Episode Ever.

[Streetdoc270]

4. Best Death Ever!

[Huckebein the Raven]

5. I love that quote too

Lucite hardening ... must end life in classic Lorne Greene
pose from "Battlestar Galactica." Best ... death ... ever!