We need a car that runs on human waste

[Must_B_Free]

then we'd never run out of fuel.

Any prospects for a crapmobile?

And you could eat dried apricots for a little turbo power...

[i like pizza]

1. LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
DRIED APPRICOTS AHAHAHSSJAHASHAHAHAJASJ

[bloodyjack]

14. wut

[kanrok]

2. I don't know man

But I had the trots last week, and I could have fueled that baby for a year.

[getoffmytrain]

3. Jesus...

don't get behind the dude leaving the local mexican food hole-in-the-wall.

[dogman]

4. I thought you were proposing a Republicar.

Almost half the country could power it.

[LuCifer]

8. The White House ALONE...

...with just one days worth of their crap! Fuel for years!

The only problem with a Crapmobile is the SMELL. Anyone smell S burning? I don't recommend it! Well, then again, if Crapmobiles caught on, imagine the sales of gas-masks!

Lu Cifer

[B Calm]

5. Imagine how many MPC Rush Limburger would get...

[camero]

6. Right

Now imagine the exhaust of a couple hundred thousand of those cars in a downtown area. That smell. Can't you smell that smell. They would probably make a farting sound too.

[TahitiNut]

9. It gives a whole new meaning to ...

... putt-putt. :silly:

[sister moon]

7. Great idea but how do we cram Anne Coulter into the tank? n/t

[kittykitty]

10. Things scatological -- I should have known NT

[Must_B_Free]

13. Scat is being liberated to its proper seat on the comic throne

this generation.

[despairing optimist]

11. I've got the cats to fuel it!

They eat like piranhas, and cleaning their box is Herculean when they poop one after the other. It's high time they paid for their room and board.

[Curtis]

12. You can make a fuel that

will run in diesel motors out of sewage. Crap has fat in it and fat is just an oil ;)

[km612]

15. good idea.

if not smelly.