The thread on porno names reminded me of this image

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

When NOT to hyphenate your name.

[LibertyorDeath]

1. ROFLMAO

Too Funny :) Thanks

[WildEyedLiberal]

2. KUNTZ-DICK

That's so BAD! LOL

[Droopy]

3. My, those are some unfortunate last names

Fortunately, mine is bullet proof: Swafford.

[kokomo]

4. I actually went to HS with a Dick Butt, and to college with a Peter Pullen

What were their parents thinking? Maybe some folks just don't have a dirty mind. Of course the parents officially name him Richard Butt but they never figured out that Dick is the nickname? The worst joke had to be Gov. Jim Hogg of Texas naming his daughter, Ima Hogg. No wonder she remained an old maid.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. Drinkwine-Layer is my personal fav..

but there are some greatones there.

[LibLover]

6. Two things:

1. There's a local judge here named Dick Ball

2. There's funeral home here called "Palmer-Bush"