Peter Griffin's best line ever?

[Arkana]

"Math is just the lesbian half-sister of biology."

[sniffa]

1. "pea...... tear...... gryphon! oh crap."

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Of course a man made it, Lois.

It's a TV commercial, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.

[dolo amber]

7. How predictable...

:eyes:

[gratuitous]

3. Were you there when I fahted?

At the conclusion of the hash he made out of Lois' stage production of The King and I.

[Phillycat]

4. "Now, honey, I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable..."

I don't know the rest of the line, but that just kills me.

[buczak]

5. Priceless.

Peter: I didn't fart until I was 26.

Switch to scene of Peter as a 26 year old sitting in a chair reading...

Sound Effect: 'FFFFFart'

Peter: What the hell was that?

..

[DelawareValleyDem]

6. Look Lois it's

the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change.

[mac56]

8. Mine:

"Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences."

[dolo amber]

9. "I'll tell you what's not funny:

killing strippers. Strippers are people too. Naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of the VIP room. Besides, there's no need to kill 'em, because most of them are already dead inside."