Show me that smile again...

[Beware the Beast Man]

don't waste another minute on your crying!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. DUDE!

http://www.wayofthemaster.com/

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Yes, I've taken the test already.

And I am going to hell, sadly. :scared:

[rkc3]

6. Further proof I need to open a Christian-based bookstore.

The fear of using the profits to (and getting caught) do a line of coke on a hooker's ass prevents me from doing so.

[rot0r_head]

7. That site reeks of squandered tithes

Pretty colors, though.

[eyesroll]

3. You should know better than to earworm me with a song about a happy

family that is "nowhere near the end" is "sharing the laughter and love" while my world is crumbling around me.

:cry:
:P

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. "Baby, rain or shine...alll the time!"

:hug:

[eyesroll]

5. GAH!

MAKE IT STOP!

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. I bet we've been together for a million years

And I bet we'll be together for a million more
Oh, it's like I started breathing on the night we kissed
And I can't remember what I ever did before
What would we do, baby, without us?
What would we do, baby, without us?
And there ain't no nothin' we can't love each other through
What would we do, baby, without us?
Sha-la-la-la

[eyesroll]

9. For some reason all that's popping into my head is this:

Sometimes the world looks perfect
Nothin' to rearrange
Sometimes you just
Get a feelin' like you need some kind of change
Standin' tall
On the wings of my dream
Rise and fall
On the wings of my dream
Rain and thunder, the wind and haze
I'm bound for better days
It's my life
It's my dream
Nothin's gonna stop me now.

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. I'd forgotten about the time Bronson Pinchot touched me inappropriately.

Thanks for reminding me. :cry:

[eyesroll]

13. Just payback for making me lament that we'll never have our Alex, Mallory

OR Jennifer. (Andrew, I don't lament.)

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. We jumped the shark with Svenja.

:D

[eyesroll]

17. Svenja was Ted McGinley?

:wow:

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. Ted McGinley is STACKED!

:bounce::bounce:

[Beware the Beast Man]

23. Larry and Balki:

The singlemost homoerotic duo since Fred & Barney.

[eyesroll]

24. Kissin' cousins!

:*

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. Yeah, but their schtick is so tired.

It's just Siegfried and Roy, but without the tigers.

[Beware the Beast Man]

26. You always manage to leave me with poor implied mental images.

:wow:

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. And people wondered why they worked in the Trib's "male room."

[Lavender Brown]

11. Sit, boo boo, sit

Good dog. :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. It's "Ubu"

[Lavender Brown]

14. Damn

I've thought it was Boo Boo for 20 years. :(

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. There's a big logo that says "Ubu Productions" when it's spoken.

edit: Ubu is long dead by now. :cry:

[Lavender Brown]

18. Maybe I hadn't learned to read at that point

:shrug: Or my memory sucks.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. That doesn't change the fact that the dog is dead.

And he was a good dog, too. :(

[Lavender Brown]

21. Now I'm mourning a dog whose name I didn't even know

Thanks. :cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Brandon from "Punky Brewster" is long dead, too.

Not to mention Benji, Lassie, Buck from "Married with Children," and Tiger from "The Brady Bunch"

Oh: and Disney lies -- not all dogs go to heaven. :cry: