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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 12:25 PM
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Oh mighty Lord I pray, please let the Red Sox fans grip just a little.
Don't make it easy for them. make it go at least 6 games. Make them sweat just a little. We all know what happens when they start gripping.

Domestic Violence goes up in Boston, Reverse shoplifting happens in the stores caused by bandwagon fans returning the Red Sox merchandise that they re-stoled after the Yankee series, Ear Muff sales going through the roof because of the continuous screeching sound coming from the mouths of city pedestrians, the Big Dig project being pushed back 10 years because construction workers are to depressed to err dig.

Yeah...Let em grip just a bit... Lord, if you grant me this wish I promise to send you a Yankee cap.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 12:27 PM
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1. god hates yankee fans
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 12:27 PM
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2. Red Sox fans have been waiting for
86 years. That is, if there are any left that were alive when they won the last time (They'd be in their 90's at least to remember). So whether they win in 4, 5, 6 or 7 games the Red Sox fans will go nuts. What I hope for is that at least they win in St. Louis!
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 12:32 PM
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3. Everytime you root against the Red Sox
God kills a kitten.

Please, think of the kittens.
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 01:01 PM
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4. But I thought they had nine lives?
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