I'm off to the courthouse to file for divorce now.

[Magrittes Pipe]

Take care of the Lounge for me while I'm gone, kids.

[Richardo]

1. OK bye!!

:hi:

[matcom]

2. I GET THE HOUSE!!

I GET THE HOUSE!!! :bounce:

:D

[Fenris]

3. You get the HOSE.

[fob]

4. Somebody married you?

:evilgrin:

Transcript of the ceremony;

Do you take whoisalhedges to be your husband?

He's al hedges.

Yes, yes I know, do you take whoisalhedges...

HE'S al hedges.

Yes, now focus...

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Yes. That's why I'm divorcing her.

I wouldn't want to be married to anyone who would have me for a husband.

[chiburb]

5. Couldn't the wife have done it?

Who wears the pants in your house?

;-)

[eyesroll]

6. What's this "I" shit, hedges?

As joint petitioners, this is a "we" activity.

:loveya:

[chiburb]

7. So are you going for a drug bust or a divorce?

"Joint petitioners"...

Working for NORML?

[CanuckAmok]

8. play nice, folks!

As someone ten agonizing months into a shitty divorce, I emplore you to keep things good-natured like!

[eyesroll]

9. Sorry yours went shittily (is that a word?).

:hug:

It helps when you can laugh.

And when you can let 53,000 strangers take a poll and decide who gets the frying pan and who gets the wok. That's cool, too.

[GOPisEvil]

11. No wonder you're divorcing him.

The selfish bastard. ;-)

[gratuitous]

16. So what are you doing Saturday night, baby?

Just don't tell Catwoman!

[terrya]

10. I know you guys are doing this and it's mutual, but...

it's still kind of upsetting to me.

[eyesroll]

12. Laughter is our best coping device, Terry.

:hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. Terry...

:hug:

[terrya]

15. Thanks...both of you.

:hug:

[RetroLounge]

17. Will there be a reception?

just asking...

RL

[eyesroll]

21. With really bad "south Asian cuisine," no less.

Seriously. Stay away from the new restaurant where the Brew n Grow used to be.

[RetroLounge]

22. Unfamiliar with it, so I guess I'm safe...

RL

[Modem Butterfly]

18. Congratulations and condolences

:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Wishing the best for both of you...

I'm sorry things didn't work out as planned.
:hug::hug:
:beer::beer:

[helnwhls]

20. every ending an new beginning, blah blah blah!

Hope it is not too gut wrenchingly painful. Would not wish it on anybody.