I became part of the 700 club today.

[Q3JR4]

Pretty sad that I've been here for 2 1/2 years and I've only posted 700 times to DU.

[PsN2Wind]

1. Get through there as quickly as you can

before Pat Robertson baptises you or washes your feet or casts the demons from your body. Now the blonde with the really big hair might be a different story.

[Q3JR4]

3. He can baptize me and wash my feet,

but I'm still going to be a flaming homosexual pagan on a collision course with hell (as far as he's concerned).

[Anakin Skywalker]

2. *Wagging Finger at You*

Pat Robertson's 700 Club? Shame on you! :)

[Q3JR4]

4. Hold on, you're turn's coming.

:)