Reflux Redux: Simpson Apologizes to Fans

[LoZoccolo]

Now that the pain of Ashlee Simpson's acid reflux-induced "Saturday Night Live" blow-up is in the past, the singer hopes that the mourning nation will be able to move on to issues of greater concern, like her January tour. No word on whether Simpson plans to pack plenty of purple pills.

http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/1,1002,271|91453|1|,00.html

[L.A.dweller]

1. Yes, please. Let's

move on.

[rot0r_head]

2. It's a good thing I sent in my absentee ballot already

because this issue was the Enso storm that savagely laid waste to my pre-modern South American civilization of a psyche. I'm finding myself desperately searching the trash for shreds of my inspirations after Ashlee threw them through a paper shredder and laughingly mailed me the photographed evidence. If Britney Spears, dressed in her transparent body suit, came to my door this instant to deliver the Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize before giving me a spectacular blowjob it might give me the motivation to get out of bed in the morning.

Edit: Sorry, forgot to indicate sarcasm: :eyes: