Who do you think Bush will vote for?

[CanuckAmok]

I think he'll vote for Kerry.

Even Bush knows what an incompetent ass of a President he's been.

[benburch]

Do you think Bush will be able to figure out the touch screen machine?

I mean, he fell off a Segway!

[bullimiami]

1. nader? nt

[seraph]

2. Cheney?

[Skittles]

3. LOL - no way could he figure out a voting machine

no way

[Zuni]

4. I think he'll vote Nader

In private George is really concerned with rainforest depletion.

[DieboldMustDie]

11. But he's been such a good steward of the environment.

:shrug:

[peekaloo]

16. yeah he's voting Nader to punish that bastard Kerry!

[Deja Q]

5. He wants to vote for the Clenis

It must have made for him a few sleepful nights.

[IronLionZion]

6. write in Jesus Christ

[Stew225]

7. Sean Hannity, of course. eom

[blackcat77]

8. He's undecided

Either the Goat or the Caterpillar.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. He can't. He is a felon.

[CanuckAmok]

12. Hey, is that true?

There's a news story we won't see on election night: Kerry and Bush cast their votes...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. Well, he is. But not yet convicted, so I guess he can vote

still.

[CanuckAmok]

17. Seriously, if you're a convicted felon, you lose your vote?

Even if you've served your time? I didn't know that...and I'm not sure it's fair.

Hmmm... interesting, anyhow.

[flvegan]

10. He'll be too busy

Looking for the giant "W" to put his mark next to. He's bumper sticker brainwashed.

[Arkana]

14. He'll vote for Badnarik

He'll stumble drunkenly into the polling place, stare blearily at the ballot, and say something like, "Is that there feller ol' Bandar Boosh? He's got mah vote! Bandar for Prezidunt!" He'll just fill in the little circle next to the name before collapsing in a puddle of his own puke.

[durablend]

15. He'll write in Zell Miller

After all, they're lovers now (see the bite marks on *'s neck?)