My stupid cat (Male) just attacked my hand and bit me!!!!!

[CatWoman]

I had a pouch filled with catnip, and was holding it open for her to get a "snort" ;-)

That stupid cat started rolling across the floor, and jumped up and bit me!!!!!!

I ought to kick her drugged up ass!!!! :D

[MissB]

1. uh,

Your female cat is named Male?

[CatWoman]

7. long story

it's pronounced "Molly".

When I got her and her sister (FEE-MOLLY), I was told she was a boy.

I got the name(s) from the movie, "Cat People". A Cajun woman explained to her bosses sister that the midwife who filled out her birth certificate put her name as "Female" rather than in the sex block. The cajun pronounciation is Fee-Molly.

Anyway, I found out Male was a girl when I took her in to be fixed.

Boy, was my face red (if that's possible) when the vet called me to let me know the deal..............

[MissB]

9. Thanks for the explanation! (nt)

[flyingfysh]

2. cats do that

Just regard it as a love nip. Continue to give the cat lots of petting, it will settle down.

[Maple]

3. Um...who was giving the cat a snort ?

:D

[nothingSOXmeanymore]

4. If it's a male why do you call it her?

Is his name Dorothy or something? :evilgrin:

(sorry about the bite...you should dip the fucker in shake and bake and stick it (he/she) in the deep fryer)

[CatWoman]

8. Teena -- is that you????

:D

[nothingSOXmeanymore]

11. Yep c'est moi!

I can't take the credit...it was MArtin's idea and I stole it :D

[Old and In the Way]

10. Is this a new name in honor of the pending Red Sox win tonight?

[CatWoman]

12. Hi, Kathryn

:hi:

[Old and In the Way]

18. Kathryn??????

Surely, you jest.

:hi:

[CatWoman]

19. woops

sorry -- had you confused with another "Old" poster

:hi:

[nothingSOXmeanymore]

13. 'zactly my friend :)

We are into BAHSTON wins this week...no?

[barb162]

5. how can a cat mommy say such a thing!

I do the same (I grow it and then dry the flowers) and put it in these big plastic bags that the cats try to rip apart versus put their heads in. My hand usually gets a rip somewhere in the process

[Sannum]

6. My cat is a sweet little critter, but a nasty drunk:)

They love that stuff. One time I woke up to go to the kitchen and had an entire new box of chamomile tea bags destroyed and the cat glassy eyed sitting in the corner:).

[ldf]

14. well it is quite obvious

SHE LOVES YOU!

that's just the way they are.

they don't know how to handle their passion so they bite, dig in with their back legs, and leave you bleeding.

but they are just saying they love you.

i wear my puncture wounds with pride. :-)

and besides, she IS under the influence and can't be held accountable.

it's all YOUR fault.

:7

[CatWoman]

15. LOL

:hi:

[texas1928]

16. Well you are a Yankee's fan

so I don't blame him. :P

[are_we_united_yet]

17. LOL!

Feisty little devils when on the catnip!