Obama's October Surprise: "Alan Keyes Is Batshit Crazy."

[elperromagico]

This is the shocker of the election season...

Ehh... that's all I've got. :shrug:

[Robeson]

1. Absolutely Nutty!

When they threw this guy out there as a candidate, it really showed that the inmates are running the assylum in the Repug party.

[elperromagico]

2. He's the Illinois GOP's sacrificial lamb,

the only one crazy enough to take on Obama.

[Barad Simith]

3. Obama could say that, and still win by a landslide.

In fact, I think he should.

[elperromagico]

4. I can hear him saying it. Get the ad agency on the phone. n/t

[rot0r_head]

8. He could do a lot more and still win

Like stripping naked, covering himself in chocolate and giving his opponent a huge hug on live television. The stunt would benefit Keyes until he went and opened his mouth.

[Debi]

14. Hmmmm

Obama naked covered in chocolate...what and election night party that would be!!

[VOX]

5. Ohh, if only Obama would say that....

That'd be too good! :toast:

[Johnny 99]

6. Shocker?

To be a "shocker" it has to be a surprise...

[elperromagico]

7. It's a joke of some sort. n/t

[Shae]

9. wow. Who knew?

[elperromagico]

10. Kick.

:D

[Kid_A]

11. I remember when Tim Meadows played him on SNL...

He was giving a speech with a tape player playing applause, and he had to ask the janitor for a ride home. Hilarious!

[elperromagico]

13. "Then I shall take the bus!!!"

I remember that too. :D

[donheld]

12. Keyes is an Opposing candidates best friend

Mr Barack looked fantastic before Keyes carpetbagged. Mr Barack looks much better now that Keyes is around.

[Brewman_Jax]

15. The only one nuttier than Alan Keyes is...

Mr. Hankey!

[ronnykmarshall]

16. Why is bat shit more crazy than other types?

I'd think hyena shit would top the loco list.