Are you a Freeper Disruptor ready to unmask on Tuesday night?

[Wat_Tyler]

Come on. You can tell me. I won't tell. Honest.

[amber dog democrat]

1. or AM I ? n/t

:)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. I am a christian powerlifter

[Richardo]

5. You're a Catholic rapper...

...was what I heard.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

18. Listen to THIS!!!

http://www.catholic-rap.com/tunes/02-Track.MP3

[swag]

6. Wow,

Are you going to blow-up a hot water bottle until it explodes on Election night?

HELP HIM!
HELP HIM!

[Fenris]

3. BERN IN HAILL LIBRUL SCUME!

[Wat_Tyler]

16. Is that you, Zell?

[Fenris]

24. BLAPHEMER! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL, SIRRAH!

[Wat_Tyler]

26. Weren't you in Poltergeist II?

[Fenris]

29. Yes. I think I died in it.

[Wat_Tyler]

32. You were the crazy old preacher!

[Fenris]

36. JOHN KERRY DOESN'T BELIEVE IN JEEEESUS!

[kick-ass-bob]

4. you already know the truth, SLB...

:evilgrin:

[kick-ass-bob]

9. PS - How can there be 2 votes for Byron???

[Wat_Tyler]

17. Sockpuppets.

A term you may be familiar with, Bob. }(

[kick-ass-bob]

31. grr

:mad:

[LisaLynne]

27. Split personalities.

One doesn't know the other already voted. Seriously, though, it takes a team of internet gurus, posting around the clock, to create the nuanced and intriguing persona we know as SLB.

[Wat_Tyler]

35. Correct, except for one tiny detail.

It's a team of internet gnus.

[LisaLynne]

39. Ah, is that what I smell? nt

[russian33]

7. I'm Russian, which means commie pinko bastard, which means liberal

[swag]

8. I am Damo Suzuki.

[Wat_Tyler]

19. Does that make you also Mark E Smith?

SOCKPUPPET!

[Adamocrat]

10. I will use my evil powers to elect...

MORRISSEY!

[Wat_Tyler]

20. He does have presidential hair.

[gratuitous]

11. No, I'm Spartacus

And so's my wife. Or is she Brian? What movie are we making here, anyway?

Yeah, the little two-watt brains over in Freeperland seem to be on overload right now. Pretty easy to spot them at this point. Thanks Moderators, for your prompt action on alerts.

[asthmaticeog]

12. Dammit, you got me!

Spamming the Lounge with music and film trivia and other jibber-jabber to get my post count up so I could win your trust only to blaze out on you Tuesday night - but you foiled my dastardly scheme! I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you and that dog and those meddling kids!

[Fenris]

14. Jibber-jabber - nice, eog

:D

[Wat_Tyler]

22. Sublime, eog.

[Arkana]

13. Yes. Yes, I am.

I'm a Bushbot Freepazoid who has no capability for independent thought. Fore more yeers!

[Wat_Tyler]

23. If I give you Four More Beers, will you forget about it?

[Donkeyboy75]

15. I am a Brigate Rosso disruptor.

Who likes playing violent capitalist video games.

[Wat_Tyler]

25. Hooray! I haven't heard from the Red Brigade in years!

[LisaLynne]

28. We lost your mailing address!

You really need to help us keep our records updated.

[Wat_Tyler]

40. Sorry about that. I had a special introductory offer from the

Symbiolese Liberation Army. I guess I lost track.

[Donkeyboy75]

37. We're surprised you're still around!

You know, after that night involving you, three jugs of wine, the Cocteau twins and those two syphilitic (but admittedly attractive) sheep.

[Wat_Tyler]

41. Senator Miller was never the same afterwards, sadly.

[Donkeyboy75]

44. Wow! I've never put two and two together!

He had the Prince Albert, right?

[Wat_Tyler]

46. Yes. Good God, yes.

[catmandu57]

21. Other

I'm a middle aged crippled white guy, tired of being lied to, tired of being broke all the fucking time, tired of watching uneducated idiots lead us down the garden path to ruin.

No, I'm not a freeper mole just waiting for election night.

[JimmyJazz]

30. Why, yes I am a freeper. I thought my picture in the

gallery would be a dead giveaway, but I guess not. I'm having a bit of a bad hair day, but this is me:



:P

That whole Clash thing is really just a front! I think the album should have been called "CONTRA!"

[Wat_Tyler]

42. Yeah, but you're one hot troll, baby!

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. No, but my sock-puppet is.

[Simon Le Bon]

47. All sockpuppets must die!

:freak: :grr:

[Magrittes Pipe]

50. NOOOOOO!!!

:o

[RandomKoolzip]

34. No, I'm a secret kitten pic poster.....

posing a s a DUer who hates kitten pics who will then spam the Lounge ALL DAY tuesday with hundreds of kitten pic threads. The pitiful mass shrieks of "Awwww...." will deafen the ears of both wings, thus enabling my third party candidate, Jm J. Bullock, to take the White House by force, since most people will care too much about their blasted eardrums to give too much of a flying fuck about the next president.

Ha.

[Wat_Tyler]

43. How d'ya keep track of all that?

[RandomKoolzip]

51. Well, it's just a list of 101 things.....

so it's not like TOO much to keep track of.....

[Wat_Tyler]

52. Phew. Only 101 then.

[RandomKoolzip]

55. Yeah. Count 'em.

1. Jm J Bullock
2. Kitten pics
3. Third party candidate


This could take a while....and I don't like your tone. Or the cut of your jib or your underhanded jabs at me. My mom says you're mean and I can't play with you anymore...


BULLOCK in 04~

[joefree1]

38. Freepers come visit me

Visit my web site, send me an e-mail. I'm with you now.

Boo!

D.


Seating now available in the Smoking Section:
Politics, humor, death and the Devil - http://www.eDiablo.com


All freeper e-mail get's a tricker treat!

[derbstyron]

45. Yes. Oh, wait....

I thought you said DISROBER not disrupter. Never mind.

[LSdemocrat]

48. I have no comment about my secret illegal account.

Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was mine.

Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret.

OH CRAP, I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal.

It's too hot here.

[Wat_Tyler]

53. Keep talking, I need to change tapes.

[realisticphish]

67. lmao, nice reference nt

[LoZoccolo]

49. My theory on the MO of unmaskers.

I actually think they wouldn't be here to push a right-wing agenda so much as make a left-wing agenda look ridiculous by being too radical, overly-PC, and accusatory.

[Wat_Tyler]

54. That's what several are doing.

I can say no more. :o

[dolo amber]

56. I am Karl Rove

[Wat_Tyler]

59. Good. Keep posting in the Lounge, Karl.

at least til' Wednesday.

[zbdent]

57. Here, try these on

they help you see!

[Quadrajet]

58. No, but I like to lurk there.

[Zuni]

60. I am a far right wing third party candidate for President

no taxes! Gay marriage will kill us all.

[Bridget Burke]

61. I bet most of the Freeper Disruptors will slink away on Tuesday night.

It will be interesting to see who drops out of sight.

[Wat_Tyler]

62. It would be fantastic if a network miscalled say, PA for Bush

and they all unmasked, only to find PA returned to the Kerry column ten minutes later.

[eyesroll]

63. First rule about Operation Ultimate Freep:

Do not talk about Operation Ultimate Freep.

[Wat_Tyler]

64. There are rules?

I must've missed that Secret Disruptor Meeting.

[sister moon]

65. I'm an Endocrine Disruptor

I'm pre-menopausal and looking for a fight!

Edited for spelling. I could hear the Angry Schoolmarms for Perfect Spelling (ASPS) stirring.

[GreenPartyVoter]

66. I'm a lefty disruptor who was unmasked the moment I signed up

;)