Beaverhausen
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:32 AM
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Thursday Funnies - Shrub stops traffic |
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A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual."
He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"
The officer replied, "President Bush is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the worsening deficit and economy, or that his tax cuts won't help anyone except his wealthy friends. So we're taking up a collection for him."
The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replied, "About four gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:34 AM
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1. Who's that knocking at the door? |
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Why it's some nice big men in black suits and sunglasses from the secret service. :)
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:34 AM
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2. Even at $2.15 per gallon, it's worth it! |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:36 AM
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Frnkly, I think the premium would be worth it.
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