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Thu Oct-28-04 11:37 AM
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What is your earliest whoisalhedges memory? |
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I'm sure many of us remember him as Whitacre_D Wi, his previous handle. It can be assumed most DUers must relish those first run ins with this little imp. Oh, the memories!
Mine was realizing that there was a vaguely unpleasant man with sideburns, wearing all denim, forcing me to listen to his "music." His "music" turned out to be flatulence. Whatta card!
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:39 AM
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1. My very first whoisalhedges memory was several years ago, |
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when he called me to tell me he'd found the name he was destined to have.
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:41 AM
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2. I'm sure you were whelmed. |
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Just like all my friends were when I told them I was now "Rick Kerrigan."
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:42 AM
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3. Thinking 'god, that's a stupid name' |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:49 AM
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15. Hey, don't bring god into this. |
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I still think of him as "Whitacre...." All his other sock puppet names matter not.
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:52 AM
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20. Because your name is awash with profundity. |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:42 AM
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4. When he helped me flay several indonesian sex-slaves. |
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Ah, but those were the days.
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:45 AM
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9. Oh, the folly of youth! |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:49 AM
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That was last week. :eyes:
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:50 AM
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17. Tasted great, though. |
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Like venison, only juicier.
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:53 AM
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22. Damn....you Pisces people always look older than you look. |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:55 AM
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:42 AM
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5. My first was at my introduction thread- he was impressed by my credentials |
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To this day he kisses my ass!
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:44 AM
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6. By "credentials," you mean "Big Jim and the Twins," right? |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:44 AM
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7. No "every person in china" remember? |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:47 AM
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(Yes, I do remember.)
I just never heard anyone refer to his genitals as his "Credentials" before, that's all. You learn something new everyday!
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:50 AM
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You're used to them being called "liabilities", I understand
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:52 AM
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19. I'm used to calling it an "outie." |
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Virtually indistinguishable from a pink pencil eraser in size and stamina.
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:53 AM
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21. Those aren't my lips, Mr. Strength. |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:45 AM
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8. Mine involves store-brand whipped topping and feet. |
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Yeah, cool-whip is boring-ass breeder kink, but the kids enjoyed themselves, and that's what really counts.
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:48 AM
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12. Did he show you how to do "The Cuban Wrench?" |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:48 AM
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but I DID wind up with a sore jaw.
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:53 AM
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athsmaticeog is from Cleveland.
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:48 AM
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11. In 2003, when he lowered a pair of binoculars and pointed..... |
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...at a Buick LaSabre in an Olive Garden parking lot and said to me, "Hey, isn't that your parents having sex in the backseat of that Buick?"
Then he wept.
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:50 AM
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18. He was just crying because the food at the 'live Garden was sooo |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:54 AM
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26. But they were tears of joy. |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:57 AM
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:54 AM
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24. When he kissed me under the blood moon last night |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:56 AM
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That was just haze from the fumes of his unwashed flesh.
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:11 PM
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Like an L.A .sunset, the sky when alhedges is near...
:loveya:
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:24 PM
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is probably a good descriptive term. ;)
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:26 PM
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61. I'd never actually SEEN a fart |
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until I met hedges...
:puke:
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:57 AM
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33. My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand |
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To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:54 AM
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25. It's hazy...but I know it involved |
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him waving his flesh baton at Rick Santorum.
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:55 AM
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28. 'twas no big thing, till Rick started barking. |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:56 AM
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I always thought he called it his "Pink Broadsword."
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:57 AM
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31. Perhaps he never shared with you his desire to be |
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Thu Oct-28-04 11:59 AM
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34. Well, majorettes WERE mentioned. |
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But only in connection with his "Red Lobster" kink. I shan't go further.
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:02 PM
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35. Mine is in all seriousness. |
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I was on DU posting of some travail in my life...and whoisalhedges, or Whitacre_D_WI, sent me a very nice email in response. It just confirmed that he was and is a good guy.
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:05 PM
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36. Aw, Terry... you can't pop into a goofy-ass thread and make me all blushy! |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:23 PM
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Not wanting to make you uncomfortable.
I'd better stop. :-)
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:25 PM
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59. Well, thanks for the kind words.... |
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Now start insulting me mercilessly! :bounce:
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:27 PM
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62. Well, there WAS that cringe worthy pic of you holding the Blatz... |
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that I'm STILL trying to get out of my head!! That was disturbing, creepy and bizarre! Really, who drinks BLATZ, for Christ's sake????
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:28 PM
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Mmmmm... Blatz. Almost as delicious as Schlitz! :D
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:32 PM
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67. I'm now getting creeped out beyond words! |
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Edited on Thu Oct-28-04 12:32 PM by terrya
That is just so...so frightingly twisted. :-)
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:33 PM
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69. Don't even get me started on that sweet nectar Schaefer's. |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:35 PM
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71. There's...there's a case of Milwaukee's Best in your place... |
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right NOW, isn't there???
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:36 PM
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:39 PM
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75. Well, that's gratifying to know that there are SOME limits for you. |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:07 PM
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Whitacre/hedges is a scabies-riddled curse on humanity without an ounce of compassion or tenderness in his heart. And he's a prevert, too!
(PS. He is a good guy, but we have to maintain Hedges's reputation here!)
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:08 PM
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42. Baby Jesus cries when you swear! |
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Nice picture though! I smashed that giant fez good! JOSH SMASH INFIDEL HEADWARE!!!
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:10 PM
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45. SHRINER NOT FILLED WITH CHRISTLOVE! BAM BAM BAM! |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:10 PM
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46. Quit suckin' up to him! Just cuz he's almost single |
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is NO reason the rest of us have to suffer.
Now, if you were posting about Eyesroll...
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:11 PM
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as we're technically still married, chiburb, you would have to pay me a token sum.
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:15 PM
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53. Nah, I'm keeping my powder dry 'till it's official... |
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Though I think I'm right that Terrya is hitting on you!
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:16 PM
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55. The line forms to the right. |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:28 PM
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63. Ewww! She's gonna date Freepers? Yech...never mind. |
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Edited on Thu Oct-28-04 12:29 PM by chiburb
Or were you talking about Terrya's designs on you?
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:29 PM
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You'll be finding out a LOT about eyesroll on Nov. 2.
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Thu Oct-28-04 01:47 PM
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78. Hey now...the first rule of Operation Ultimate Freep... |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:34 PM
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70. It's just pointless, chiburb. I realize it now. |
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He doesn't care. I know. :-)
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:36 PM
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73. Sorry... our taste in beers is just not compatible. |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:38 PM
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74. You had me running away with the reference to Schlitz! |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:40 PM
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76. It goes down a lot smoother than it comes out, that's for sure. |
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Wow, that statement could be taken a whole lot of ways. :o
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:43 PM
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77. Far, far too many ways... |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:25 PM
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60. Are you kidding? And be the subject of torrid gossip on here??? |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:05 PM
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37. I remember he mocked me! JOSH SMASH HEDGES!!! |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:06 PM
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38. How's your bending of the space-time continuum coming along? |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:07 PM
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39. Very powerfully as I have the Lord with me! |
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All praise and glory be to Him!!!
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:09 PM
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I just laughed so hard I vomited blood out of my eyeball.....Nice work, Monsieur Strength!
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:09 PM
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44. Don't swear! The Lord denounces swearing, puny human! |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:30 PM
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Them jugs is....
Never mind.
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:08 PM
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41. It was back in '68. Me and hedges had just got back from Nam. |
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We went to a Burger King. They screwed up my order, and I was ready to take a few hostages and shoot the place up. hedges talked me down. I owe him, man, I owe him...
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:10 PM
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:11 PM
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50. You mean "Da Wang! Da Wang!" right? |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:12 PM
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51. That's what YOU said. |
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:13 PM
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52. Oh come on! How could I say anything with that |
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massive ball-gag in my mouth?
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:15 PM
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Musta been Herve Villaichez, then.
I still have no idea why you brought him along. Although, I suppose people now better understand what happened later.
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Thu Oct-28-04 12:21 PM
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56. Well, I can only keep him packed in the crack of my jeans for so long |
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...then that li'l shaver starts to get a bit gamey. Woof!
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Thu Oct-28-04 01:49 PM
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79. I think it was around 2 AM...but I'm not sure of the month. |
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