The Knightly Muffin of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Yeah. Here I am. The young Warrior King. Like one of the guys Shakespeare wrote about. Not the one with the windmill, or that other one about everybody hiding in a horse, but another one. Anyway . . . The young Warrior King leading his companioned forces with massive steeds and mission mighty. Wow, I made that one up myself! We gotta get the army some steeds. Like in the old days. Maybe some armor. Like that story Shakespeare wrote about. Not the one where the two kids get lost in the woods even though they left a trail of crumbs, but the one where . . . (blah, blah, blah) . . ."

[CarlBallard]

1. Applaud or I'll fire you

or at least cut your pay. Then I'll send you off to some new God forsaken place to die for Halliburton.

[Droopy]

2. Bush is saying:

"Yo! Over here! Yeah I'll take two Buds and a hotdog with mustard."

[Ilsa]

3. Uh oh. I really stand out in this blue suit.

I really, really stand out. Why am I so uncomfortable with that? "Pickles, start up the limo!"

[skip fox]

4. We sigh and wave farewell as daytime's captions

recede into memory, fade, and are swallowed whole
by time's insatiable appetite. Our small sadness
is soon assuaged by the lighting of lamps, a spring night,
and minds that wake, fire up vast circuitries
to bring themselves to diamond clarity
that they might inscribe new captions
on the abyss, the maw that outlasts life, a sweet
sign, at least, of man's faith and ever going forth.



:bounce:

[myomy]

5. All I ask is for yall to look up to me..hey get your hand off my crotch.

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[Brucey]

6. Bush is thinking...

Yeah, I think that's Cheney up there, maybe he can tell me what to do. I can't remember where the "uber alles" goes.

[cosmicdot]

7. W is thinking: got to look resolute and stuff ... I know the new socks

and underwear are making me feel spiffy ... and that helps ...