LADIES (and gay men): If you don't like baseball, check this thread!

[Phillycat]

I put this together as a little tribute to the sheer HOTNESS of the Boston Red Sox. Feel free to drool even if you don't necessarily like to watch baseball. They are here for your viewing pleasure!

First up, the lead-off batter, Johnny Damon:

This is without the beard. Look at those EYES. Bedroom eyes!

But what's that you say...you like 'em shaggy and rough-looking? No problem!

JD with beard. The Jesus of baseball--only HOT!

Next up, batting in 2nd position, Orlando Cabrera:

Like a little Latin in your life? Particularly one with a tight butt? Orlando's your man! One of only two Columbian players in MLB, Cabrera has been on a hitting streak. Ole!

Batting third for our Boston Red Sox, Manny Ramirez:

Do you like a big beefy guy who's always smiling? World Series MVP is the sunshine of the team, and always an adventure when baserunning!

Batting in fourth position, David Ortiz, aka Big Papi:

A huge hitter, Big Papi HUNTS the baseball when he is at bat. Intense and talented, the should-be MVP of the ALCS is a lot of man to love.

Up fifth, my personal favorite, Jason Varitek, with and without goatee:


Honestly, I don't think this needs any explanation. This guy is just freaking HOT!

I'll post the rest of the order later. :) Hope you enjoy!

[tishaLA]

1. No Gabe Kapler?

Sorry...Varitek and Damon just don't do it for me.

[Phillycat]

3. Comin' up, next thread!

Your wish is my drooling command. :evilgrin:

edit: and by the way, you'll note my bipartisan support of hotness. Regardless of team affiliation, hot guys are hot guys! :)

[WI_DEM]

5. Wasn't he on "Welcome Back, Kotter"

:)

[Phillycat]

6. HAHAHA!

Gabe Kapler:


vs Gabe Kaplan:


Guess which is the baseball player?

[ronnykmarshall]

9. Oh my GAWD!!

What a hunka man!

[Phillycat]

10. Yup.

I can almost forgive him for being a Yankee. ;-)

[redqueen]

26. Doesn't he play for the Sox?

[Phillycat]

28. Yes,

but didn't he used to be a Yankee? I thought he was traded from the Yanks. Maybe I'm wrong. :shrug:

[redqueen]

29. Maybe

I dunno... I know he used to play for the Rangers and that he's SUPER HOT and that's about it.

[Phillycat]

30. Well. (MORE PICS)

SUPER HOT is the important part, now, isn't it? :evilgrin:

[redqueen]

31. DAYUM!

ohhhhohohohohoh yes it is!

[Phillycat]

32. I have to say

There's no question that Gabe Kapler is smoking hot, but somehow he doesn't do it for me like Jason Varitek does. I think it's because he doesn't look real to me; he looks like someone on TV or in a movie. Tek looks like somebody who might do construction around the corner from my office, someone I would make a point to go out and get my lunch just so I could drool over. Knowwhatimean?

[redqueen]

33. Yeah I know what you mean...

and I like regular guys too... but I've seen & gone out with some pretty smokin' hot guys so I still have a thing for them, too. :)

[GingerSnaps]

22. What can I say

You sure know how to pick a good looking boy :smoke:

[Sword of Whedon]

2. hey

I thought this was a thread to talk about how much we hate baseball, wish it would stop making Simpsons Halloween show up in November, and want it off our TV sets and onto PPV channels where it belongs

*Sigh*

[Phillycat]

7. Awww,

Nope, I'm not a communist, therefore I love baseball and you should too! :)

j/k

[ropi]

4. nah...

wasn't a fan to begin...definatly not a fan now...

i must be turning stone cold.

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Seriously, I cannot find one that I'd leave MrG for....

Now this guy....





mmmmmmmmmmMaybe. :hi:

[Phillycat]

11. Hee hee!

Well, wait til I get to the pitchers. You might find one in there that melts your Sox!

[terrya]

12. Daymn! That Jason Varitek has got some nice thighs!

And the package ain't too bad, either. :-)

[Phillycat]

13. Oh God, he's gorgeous. Here's a few more:

Butt shot:


Package:


Hottie!

[terrya]

14. Oh, GOD. The rear is just as nice. I'm picturing him in a TIGHT..

pair of tightie-whities! YUM.

He is just plain hot.

[Phillycat]

15. Edit

[Phillycat]

16. The thighs, dear God, the thighs...

[Josh_Strength]

17. Josh SMASH puny Red Sox!!!

Angels are Josh favorite team! Praise be to God!!!

[Phillycat]

18. Holy crap!

:scared:

[Josh_Strength]

19. Johnny Damon not Jesus!

Josh SMASH false Jesus!!! :grr:

[Phillycat]

21. He's the hot Jesus of baseball!

And that picture scares me! :scared:

[Josh_Strength]

23. Blasphemy should scare you more!

:mad:

[Phillycat]

24. How's this...

I'd do Jason Varitek even if I knew he was Satan himself. :evilgrin:

[Josh_Strength]

25. Josh not know if Josh can help you find true Jesus

Too late for you :cry:

[Phillycat]

27. I am laughing so hard

my staff has started surreptitiously peeking over their shoulders to find out what I'm doing.

I'd like to hug Josh and bury my face in Josh's neck...oh, wait. Josh doesn't have a neck...

[TrogL]

20. EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

:puke::puke::puke: