Are you stalking me online?

[eyesroll]

And if so, why?

[HEyHEY]

1. You and your accusations!

Like in all your posts!

[Wat_Tyler]

2. Yes. Out of pity.

It's a pity stalk.

[gratuitous]

3. I was just wondering what you're doing on Saturday

And now this "stalking" accusation. I have a good mind to abandon my post in the shrubs outside your home and leave!

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. You're the one who's moving in six blocks from my new place.

:scared:

[eyesroll]

10. You're the one who wants to store his drums in my basement.

:scared:

[AverageJoe]

5. Online? No.

Not online. :crazy:

[bowens43]

6. No, but look out your window...........

;-)

[gratuitous]

8. Move over, bowens43

I just said I was thinking about going home. This is still my spot.

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. I just PMed you. 19 times.

I'm your number one fan.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

9. In your dreams.... I'm the one with the chain saw.... n/t

[eyesroll]

13. Did it activate the spam filter?

[Beware the Beast Man]

19. No, perhaps 4 more would have pushed it over the edge.

:D

[asthmaticeog]

11. Yes.

My job offers too little excitement. You're always online, I'm always online, so I figure what the hell -- why not potentially make someone uncomfortable by awkwardly showing up on all her threads?

[eyesroll]

14. You're just using me to get to hedges.

Well, he's free now...

[asthmaticeog]

23. I've already had him.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1896309&mesg_id=1896349

It was great for a giggle, but nothing I could sustain long-term, like a nice stalking.

*faint sound suscpiciously reminiscent of a knife sharpener*

Yessssss, a niiiiiiice staaaallllllllking.

(/creep)

[redqueen]

12. No.

Would you like me to stalk you?

[Wat_Tyler]

16. I'd like you to stalk her.

[eyesroll]

22. Oooh, a girl stalker!

:loveya:

[redqueen]

29. And I'm not a creepy one, either

I'm a nice stalker. I'll buy you things and call you on your birthday and stuff.

:evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

31. It's a bit soon for me to be getting back into the dating game, isn't it?

;-)

[redqueen]

34. Who said anything about dating?

Aren't you supposed to get restraining orders on stalkers? I think dating them pretty much kills the whole 'stalking' thing, doesn't it?

[eyesroll]

37. Well...okay...

But my stalkers never call on my birthday! They call 10,000 other times a year....

[plcdude]

15. no

but redqueen is stalking me (I wish)

[redqueen]

36. Careful what you wish for

:evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

17. Look, all I'm sayin' is...

I like them black, white, puerto ricon, or haitian,
like japanese, chinese, or even asian, (okay)
don't matter what colour on this occasion, (fo sho)
like smoke take a hit of what I'm blazin,
I said to god it's me girls praisin,
meet me at about 6 at the days inn,
5 of em, 1 of me, I'm feelin caged in,
I'm a pimp, I'm gonna keep on playin,
you know I love em for that one night, (one night)
I could take on ten with my one pipe, (one pipe)
knock em all like a bowlin pin on site, (on site)
make em soak, change, girl lookherre you better get your mind right, (cuz...)

I'm a balla (say what),
high, roller baby (baby, baby),
shot colla (thats right),
ain't nobody this crazy (like me)

You draw your own conclusions... ;)

[eyesroll]

26. If I had a clue as to what you just said, perhaps I would

be able to draw a conclusion.

That is English, right?

:P :D

[dolo amber]

30. I believe the PC term

is *Ebonics*. :D

It's this horridly catchy song by Chingy. I recommend your earworm-prone ass avoid it like the bad Indian buffet. ;)

edit: D'oh. I replied to my own post. x(

[eyesroll]

35. I don't want to think about having an earworm-prone ass.

:scared:

[Magrittes Pipe]

40. Better than the pinworm-prone ass you already have.

[eyesroll]

42. Had. We filed last night, remember, wormy?

[donheld]

18. Yes!

stalking you is all i've ever wanted to do. :evilgrin:

[kick-ass-bob]

20. I am.

I love your eyes.

[kick-ass-bob]

38. you ignore me, but I am still there.

you cannot escape. how's that new apartment?

[eyesroll]

39. It's a lovely two-bedroom in an elevator building in Manhattan.

It's got a picture frame by the peephole, and it's all funky and purple -- but, shhh, don't ask how I'm paying for it on my salary.

Don't tell!

[kick-ass-bob]

41. Manhattan, WI?

mmm-hmmm.

:P

[eyesroll]

43. Are you the ugly naked guy in the apartment across the street?

:shrug:

[kick-ass-bob]

44. NO!!

I am not ugly.

[Phillycat]

21. You look very pretty today.

I like that blue shirt. :)

The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!! :scared:

[Richardo]

25. janesez, you crack me up.

HAHAHA! :D

[blueknight]

28. yes i am!

because i want to do delightful things to you to bring some excitement to your hum-dum life!

[Richardo]

33. Why blueknight! I didn't know you cared!

Oh. You meant eyesroll. :)

[Beer Snob-50]

24. Wisconsin women are hotter than any others in the country

and that is why i stalk you.

[eyesroll]

27. Would you stop if I told you I was originally from Illinois?

[Beer Snob-50]

32. no I won't stop

cheeseheadettes are the hottest babes around.

[Josh_Strength]

45. You not found Jesus is why Josh stalk puny woman!

:grr:

[eyesroll]

46. Bless me, Josh, for I have sinned.

[Josh_Strength]

47. What is your max in bench press?

[eyesroll]

48. Hm.

Gotta get back to you on that.
I'm a 115-pound weakling. Sorry.

[chiburb]

49. Yes. If you hadn't complained about Cheesecake Factory

I wouldn't have posted about Chicago pizza!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

So there.

:P

[eyesroll]

51. Cheesecake Factory sucks.

You live within an easy drive of so many great restaurants. Find one.

[Magrittes Pipe]

50. I'm stalking you inline.