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artboy Donating Member (150 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 02:49 PM
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Two little potatoes
are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute?



Hold on.....







You're gonna love it...








It's the one with the little sticker that says ..
I - DA - HO
:headbang:
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 02:57 PM
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1. Do they charge extra
If you want mashed or fried?
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 03:00 PM
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2. I got a better potato joke than that...
The Disclaimer: I am Portuguese, so all my Jokes are Portuguese jokes... If you can't laugh at yourself and all that...

The Joke: Two old Portuguese ladies are walking around the supermarket produce section. One of them, Maria, tottles over to the potato bin and brings back two little brown potatoes cupped in her hands. She says, "Look Theresa, it's just like my husband Manny on our wedding night."

Theresa responds with as gasp, "that big?"

Maria answers, "No, that dirty."

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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 03:16 PM
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3. Thanks for the laugh. It really was LOL.
I've been so serious and tense these past few days corny jokes are just the thing. :bounce:
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