When are you most like a Repub?

[GreenPartyVoter]

Me, it's when I play video games. I try and try to be true to my ideals, but in the end I cave and go for the big bucks. *siiiigh*

*lol*

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. When I am taking a crap.

It's just like giving birth to a new repuke.

[GiovanniC]

2. When I'm Stealing Money From Poor Families

[Hobarticus]

3. When I defecate. Just like writing GOP speeches.

That was probably not necessary. Sorry.

:evilfrown:

[JohnKleeb]

4. video games?

eh my WWII games make me war as a last resort. I think for me it's when I talk about giving pedophiles high prison sentences.

[politicaholic]

5. Sitting in traffic when everyone's a moron and only I should exist.

[Droopy]

6. When I put on my pants

We all do that the same way.

[politicaholic]

8. With a two legged back kung foo flip? That's how I put MY pants on.

[Droopy]

12. Well, besides you

we all put on our pants the same way.

[dr.strangelove]

7. When I alter photos of US troops to feign more support than I have

Then I lie about it.

[Debi]

20. Hello HR Puffenstuff...

Where's the magic flute? And Jimmy?

[dr.strangelove]

22. Debi - that bastard Jimmie took the flute and left

us here with witchiepoo and her republican task force.

Just kidding, glad to see another Kroft fan.

[asthmaticeog]

9. When I'm getting arrested for bizarre sex crimes.

[American Tragedy]

14. Whatever the image on the left is depicting

it doesn't look legal.

[ReadTomPaine]

21. Bush doesn't even make a good Vampire.. he looks like the one..

.. all the other Vampires pick on. You can almost hear the gossip:

"You know he's such a failure his own father had to bite him, none of the other Vampires wanted him around"

RTP

[Burma Jones]

10. When I am driving............................n/t

[Worst Username Ever]

11. When I lie to the american public and then blame it on others.

[American Tragedy]

13. When I wage war against third-world countries

based on a blatantly tenuous rationale.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. when i talk to naderites...they make me too upset to be coherent

[Demobrat]

16. When people bitch about greedy landlords who

expect them to pay their rent.

[vetwife]

17. When buying for myself ! Hold onto the dollar

[sister moon]

18. When I wipe my ass with the Constitution n/t

[Debi]

19. When I am having an orgasm

cuz then it's all about me and go to hell w/the rest of you...
(is this a sex thread?) :evilgrin: