BREAKING NEWS: FOX NEWS Reports Wolves Took WMD !

[AIJ Alom]

Thursday, October 28, 2004.

The Pentagon - Former communist turned terrorist wolves are responsible for the theft of 380 tons of high explosives before the arrival of American forces from the Al Qaaqa Facility outside of Baghdad an unnamed Pentago source who's name begins with an R said.

"Though we have no satellite imagery of the theft before the war began," the unnamed official stated, "it had to be the wolves." He went on further to elaborate that Bush political ads do not lie."Wolves are out there to harm us, don't let their endangered species status fool you."

When asked about the fact a recent Bush ad featured several soldiers appearing more than once in a background image, the official simply stated that the military is full of twins and triplets. "You just happened to catch a large group of them in the 10th Mountain Division."


Up next on Fox: Twins and Triplets with the same name in our armed forces voting for Bush. Democrats allege voter fraud, Republicans say voter intimidation. "George Foreman's kids all have the same name, it's a common occurence."

[lil-petunia]

1. were those russian or french wolves?

And where was bill clinton at the time?