I just had a monstrous slab of almond truffle cheesecake for dinner.

[short bus president]

Ask me how sweet and creamy I'm feeling.

:D

[redqueen]

1. You are cruel!

*droooooooool*

So, just how sweet and creamy are you feeling, anyway?

[short bus president]

4. I'm feeling so sweet and creamy

that it wouldn't surprise me one bit if Julia Child emerged from her grave to come and fluff me with a wire whisk.

[bloodyjack]

2. How sweet and creamy ARE you feeling?

Also what the hell am I going to do now that Morrissey cancelled his concert?

[short bus president]

5. I'm feeling so sweet and creamy

that even if Julia Child can't come back from the dead to fluff me with a wire whisk, I might even be talked into settling for Alton Brown to come by and test my stiff peaks.

[Lady Effingbroke]

3. ok, short bus president, honorary earl of effingbroke,

just how SWEET and CREAMY are you feeling?

[short bus president]

6. I'm feelin' so goddamned sweet and creamy

that the Keebler friggin' elves have contacted me to see about acquiring some of me to smear between their crackers and market it to the public as "sweet elvish bus creams."

[Lady Effingbroke]

7. now THAT's sweet and creamy!

sweet elvish bus creams - look for them in the store!

[short bus president]

8. That's what I'm saying.

It's extraordinarily sweet and creamy. See, normally I wouldn't do business with anyone under 3 feet tall. It's just kind of ooky. But those little dudes are persuasive, if you know what I mean, so we worked something out. I'm not really at liberty to disclose any more, but I will tell you there's a reason the TV cameras never go beyond the main room at the Keebler tree.

;-)