I have 10 Reasons to vote for Bush.

[HawkerHurricane]

10. First of all he's never ever lied.

9. He's helped the economy and has produced more jobs than he's lost.

8. He found WMDs in Iraq and caught Osama Bin Laden.

7. He found definitive proof of a link between Al Qaeda and Iraq.

6. He has an IQ of 150 and has a 4.0 GPA from Yale.

5. He's articulate, like when he asked "Is our children learning?"

4. He never said he didn't want a 9/11 commission, only to agree to it later.

3. He's a careful and considerate war-time president. He'd never say something like "Bring Em' On" while our troops are in a war-zone.

2. He completed 100% of his Alabama National Guard service, and served in Vietnam with distinction.

1. He's never had a drink in his life, much less driven drunk.

(anyone who does not get the sarcasm, please check with your doctor, you may have a sarcasm disorder)

[KingChicken]

1. Second coming turned out to be disappointing

Don't forget he's Jesus Christ, at least thats what I hear. Manson too.

[rustydog]

2. No, for the first 18 years of his life he thought he was Jesus...

Because his father was always saying: "jesus Christ, will you put that joint down!. Jesus Christ, will you shut the friggin's door, were you born in a barn? Jesus Christ, stop picking your nose and eating the boogers!"

[zbdent]

4. I wanted to call our puppy Dammit

Dammit, will you quit barking?

Dammit, use the paper!

Dammit, that's not a chew toy . . .

[zbdent]

3. At least God doesn't think

he's Dick Cheney . . .