May they have crabs the size of Shetland ponies and incurable clap!

[davsand]

I am so freaking pissed off at my local right wing newspaper I could just spit nails. It was horrible when they endorsed the asswipe in Chief, but today they REALLY managed to piss me off beyond redemption.

As some of you know, my husband is running for office. (All the evil DUers who gave him contributions have earned my undying love for all eternity, BTW.)

Today, that horrid excuse for a local newspaper endorsed that one guy who hasn't bothered to show up for voter forums, and showed up thirty minutes late to his own endorsement session. They endorsed a GOPig who has lost the three elections he's run in, saying it was his turn...

They chose a fucking Repugnican toad ONLY because of his party affiliation--and they implied my husband is too partisan for them to endorse.

I realize that endorsements at this level really don't carry that much weight, but this just sends me over the edge with that awful rag of a newspaper that my cat won't piss on. I can't cancel my subscription--I did that along time ago because these guys are such whores to the local GOP. All I can do is wish for them to suffer horrid fates like giant public lice and incurable venereal diseases.

Feel free--add whatever curse you feel appropriate to a right wing rag that doesn't even pretend to be anything but a GOP mouthpiece.


Laura

[The Traveler]

1. The Druid's Curse (a repeat)

"May the bloody piles assail them
From their heads down to their feet!
May crabs the size of lobsters
Crawl upon their balls and eat.
And when they are all aged
And syphilletic wrecks
May they fall down their own assholes
And break their fucking necks!"

I've used this before around here ... seems to work.

:evilgrin:

[davsand]

2. Being a witch can be fun some days!

That one made me laugh out loud even if I AM pissed as hell at that newspaper! Thank you for that! I was hoping somebody would make me see something funny about this mess, and you delivered it up straight away! I do hope this is a harbinger of what will follow in this thread.

Laura

[The Traveler]

3. Always a pleasure to be of service, ma'am

And from one evil DU'er to another, Blessed Be!
(P.S. Hope yer hubbie kicks their asses at the polls!)

[DemBones DemBones]

4. Usually I don't correct people's typos, but I know you really

want them to get giant pubic lice, not giant public lice.

Maybe they could be required to show their giant pubic lice in public?

:evilgrin:

[The Traveler]

5. Maybe a contraction

for having their pubic lice publicly revealed???
:shrug:

[davsand]

6. Well Public lice would be contrary to good GOP values.

Pubic lice are ok--because nobody knows you have them unless you scratch a lot. PUBLIC lice might be a bit much to hide...

"Errr, no. That is my new dog.

Pay no attention to the fact that he has so many legs.

No, that would be his leash I'm holding..."

Please give me a scoop to use to remove my mind's eye!!!!

Laura

[The Traveler]

7. Drat!

I gotta learn not to sip soda while readying DU. Now I gotta clean off the monitor again! ROFLMAO!

"No. That would be his leash I'm holding ..."

:headbang:

[DemBones DemBones]

8. Sorry, I'm still seeing public lice in MY mind's eye. They're always

appearing on talk shows, as if they were with AEI or one of its lousy clones. The papparazzi follow them everywhere and their photos appear in "People" and on mindless news segments. One of them is rumored to be engaged to J-Lo, but she sees him for the louse he is. Finally, they are arrested for public intoxication and temporarily disappear from the public eye!

And the public breathes a great sigh of relief. ;-)

[davsand]

9. Public Lice appearing on O'Reilly tonight!

Including men holding leashes! Settlement to follow!

Laura

[DemBones DemBones]

10. LOL! Making a public nuisance of themselves again. nt