Andy_Stephenson
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Sat Sep-13-03 05:57 PM
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> An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... > Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? > > Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. > > Older Woman: Oh, I see. > > Officer: Can I see your license please? > > Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. > > Officer: Don't have one? > > Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. > > Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. > > Older Woman: I can't do that. > > Officer: Why not? > > Older Woman: I stole this car. > Officer: Stole it? > > Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. > > Officer: You what? > > Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you >want to see. > > The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and >calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior >officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. > > Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The >woman >steps out of her vehicle. > > Older woman: Is there a problem sir? > > Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car >and >murdered the owner. > > Older Woman: Murdered the owner? > > Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. > > The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. > > Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? > > Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is >quite stunned. > > Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving >license. > > The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and >hands >it to the officer. > > The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. > > Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't >have >a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the >owner. > > Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. > > If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you >know. > > I just did! >
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