Hello all. This is my first day at DU!!!

[Renew Deal]

I am a big fan of this place. I have posted a whole lot today. Great forum. BTW, I am not a freeper. I think.

:hi:

[AIJ Alom]

1. uhm ok. Is this an "exaggeration ?"

Cause I seem to remember you're smiley face from somewhere....

[Renew Deal]

3. You like my smile.

awe ;)

[Kire]

7. shock, too?

[Pirate Smile]

2. You seem rather familiar but I just can't place ya.

[benburch]

4. I've heard about "secondary virginity" before...

but really!

[liberalmuse]

5. Over 1,000 posts AND a STAR, all in one day!

You ROCK!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

6. You cannot be a freeper.

Good spelling, grammar and syntax. You conveyed ideas that normal-intelligence people can grasp. Your breath does not smell of the flacid vienna sausages of RimJob and Dear Leader.

I repeat: You are not a freeper. That is all.

[GingerSnaps]

8. Welcome to DU

:hi: Are you are freeper? :evilgrin:

[Fridays Child]

9. Since it's your first day, and all, may I...

...spank you? (It's a DU Tradition. Swear.)

[VOX]

10. Congrats on racking up more than 12,000 posts today!

Got sore fingers, by any chance? :)
:toast:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. Damn! You must type fast!

Or else you kicked the last 12110 posts...

:beer:

[CanuckAmok]

12. Not a freeper, huh? Then how come you think it's funny when...

...I post thinly disguised death threats at 2:00am?