MEN! EVer accidentally zipped it?

[HEyHEY]

DAAANNNNNG THAT HURTS!

[Birthmark]

1. I did when I was a kid.

I can *still* feel it 40 years later. Ouch!

[camero]

2. One of the worst pains imaginable

Next to a kidney stone. I hate when that happens.

[HEyHEY]

5. I had a rugburn on it once too!

Running down the hall, tripped, and my bahing suit slid of and...yowza!

[camero]

12. Ouch

Never had that happen. Every once in awhile it doesn't want to go all the way behind the zipper. Everyone with any appreciable length has that happen at least once.

[yvr girl]

16. Not that you're bragging or anything

[camero]

17. I'm not actually

Anyone bigger than Ahnold on steroids.

[yvr girl]

27. Not really acquainted with Ahnold's parts

I gather steroids have the same effect as a dip in cold water? (Except more long-term.)

[HEyHEY]

28. Cold water can sooth a zipped willy too

And that's "My two cents"

[camero]

30. Yes they do

Permanently. Weightlifting too. (Blood has to go somewhere)

[HEyHEY]

18. haha

:-)

[donheld]

50. Yea right

More like you were humping the carpet :evilgrin:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Not since I quit using heroin, no

:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

8. Before then? Daily?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

20. Don't remember, I was too fucked up to care

[HEyHEY]

21. shit, I thought you were kidding

about the heroin part.

Well, glad that's over with :-)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

35. Of course I was kidding.... ever seen Airplane?

I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

[Seldona]

4. Aye.

In the bathroom of a Big Boy restaurant.

Not fun.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

6. Yes

It hurts even more unzipping once you've done the deed. But you've got to do it.

[HEyHEY]

10. yeah, like pulling the arrow out of a wound

[On the Road]

7. So, What Are You Lookin' At There,

the beans or the weiner?

[HEyHEY]

9. BIg jim - never have zipped the twins

[neoteric lefty]

11. ditto on that

I did it when I was back in school and I screamed "AHHHHHHHHHH!" when it happened. My classmates actually heard it and asked me if I heard a scream when I got back to class. Of corse I said no, but a little part of me had died inside. :)

[HEyHEY]

14. yeah, ya never get over your first zip

[getoffmytrain]

13. Yes! (in a high pitched voice)

[Nightowl_2004]

15. Yes. End of Story.

:cry:

[ironflange]

19. Little kid here

I don't remember the pain, but i do remember the screams that brought Mom a-running.

I guess we've all had a "Something About Mary" moment.

[Renew Deal]

22. Once

And yes. It hurt bad. :hurts:

[HEyHEY]

24. Any blood?

Just kidding, we don't wanna have to call a post trauma specialist!

[Renew Deal]

34. No blood that I remember.

Thankfully

[gavodotcom]

23. No, but I've tripped over it once.

I own a H1 and a Ferrari, too.

[HEyHEY]

25. He if I had a dick that big I'd want a fast car too

[gavodotcom]

33. i'm hung like a gnat

i just like to b.s. ;)

by the way, try to find "101 big dick jokes" by Drew Carey. Hilarious.

[LibLover]

42. Tell people you're hung like a Tic Tac

but you'll gladly freshen their breath!

(Hey, if he's got "other talents" I'm more than willing to fool around with a "subcompact".)

[qnr]

26. Absolutely, but "There's Something About Mary"

had a scene that put my experiences in perspective.

[camero]

32. Which one?

The mousse part. :7

[qnr]

36. Er no, the "Franks & Beans" part :) n/t

[Huckebein the Raven]

43. How the hell did you get the beans above the franks ??

I cringe everytime I think about that scene. But to answer to original question: yes :scared:

[GingerSnaps]

29. I wonder if Ann Coulter has

:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

31. Well, remember she's probably got a SMALL dick.

:-)

[GingerSnaps]

38. Two inches wouldn't hit the zipper

I don't think that you can zip a numb up can you?

[GingerSnaps]

37. I zipped one of my boobs up one time

I had a sweater on that had a zipper that went across instead of up and down and I didn't wear a bra with it OUCH!

[ogradda]

46. shit! i did that once

o dear god that HURT!

[ibegurpard]

39. OMG! Yes!

I couldn't BREATHE for a second! The worst was UNZIPPING it! Luckily it wasn't too stuck but JESUS that hurt!

[blackcat77]

40. I thought I was being cool to not wear underwear

Uh huh. I was REAL cool jumping up and down moaning with tears running down my cheeks from the pain.

And I still had to UNzip to get it loose...

Hopefully that's something I won't have to go through again.

[Fusions_Minion]

41. I zipped my willy once.

ONCE!

[Skittles]

44. I remember a boyfriend's four year old son doing that

my boyfriend was out of town at the time and this boy was wailing but would NOT let me look at it. Concerned, I took him to the apartment next door where a couple college guys who were friends of my boyfriend lived. I explained the situation and they took the little boy, then promptly returned him saying "HE WILL BE FINE", after offering solid advice on how to avoid doing it again. :)

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

45. Oh yeah...and I think thats why the scene from "Something About....

Mary" was so funny to me....,"Did you catch the frank or the beans?"

[ghostsofgiants]

47. No, never zipped it.

I can't even figure out how the hell someone does that without trying it. Unless you have a really big wang, then it's understandable I guess. But still, make sure it's inside before zipping, it only makes sense.

[Heidi]

48. Ex-husband story . . .

Once when my ex and I went to some friends' house for dinner, he came out of the bathroom with a burn spot on the front of his Dockers. Later, he explained that after he'd relieved himself, he noticed a wet "wet spot" on the front of his pants. Not wanting to walk back to the dining room with a "wet spot" visible to all, he attempted to dry it with his cigarette lighter. He was, and remains, a Republican. No joke.

[FuzzySlippers]

49. Boy, am I ever glad I don't have one!

It sounds like a real liability. I had a women's studies professor once who said that she had always found the concept of penis envy to be laughable. Who would want anything so vulnerable? Much better to have things tucked safely away.

[Maestro]

51. My God!

That is even worse than getting Ben-Gay down there!!!

[Kierkegaard]

52. Nope. But I did have something probably similar happen a couple

weeks ago. Kids: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!

I decided to make some salsa one weekend, which requires copious amounts of jalapeno pepper. After chopping up a half dozen and throwing them into the mix, nature called. Not thinking...need I go on?

:cry:

[SarahB]

53. I know a man....

Not saying whom though, who somehow got the zipper stuck on his boys in the middle of his first time. Don't ask me how, but talk about traumatic. :scared: