I know I can be painfully slow and all....

[dolo amber]

But seriously, I think I may have bigger issues than any of us imagined...:eyes:

This is my morning routine lately:

Boil water for French press. Get coffee out, pour into French press. Hear loud *thunk* noise, look down in surprise then remember it's the scoopy thing that I don't use yet put back into the bag so that every morning I can go *thunk* "Whaaa?!" and then remember it's the scoopy thingy I don't use but keep putting back in the bag....

Rinse. Repeat.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. There is on solution - LSD

and lots of it - STAT!!!

[mirandaod]

2. Sounds like me.

Don't function until I get that first cup in me, but getting it made can be a challenge. Sometimes I do all the prep at night, and then all I have to do in the morning is remember how to heat the water.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Interrupt your routine.

Use the scoopy thing on occasion. Or make coffee on one foot (even more difficult than it sounds). Or masturbate furiously while making coffee (two birds, and all). Or go down to the store and buy some coffee that someone else made, just for a twist.

Variety is the spice of life.

[asthmaticeog]

4. I got one of those coffee machines with a timer

so I can prep everything before I hit the hay. That way coffee's done already when my alarm clock vomits its toxic hate-noise, heralding the onset of yet another misspent work day.